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fuck a midget

An exclamation of various things, these being anger, surprise, humility, embarrassment, etc.
"Dude! You failed your math test!"

"fuck a midget! I studied so hard for that test! Damn. I was too busy staring at Miss Havishams boobs."
fuck a midget by THIS_IS_MARTA March 9, 2009

Midget Fuck 

Noun - A tiny (very small) orgy
God damnit! You had a midget fuck without me?

Midget Horn Fuck

when a midget or a small child headbuts a vagina.
I heard mini me totally Midget Horn Fucked Joey Ackerman yesterday.
Midget Horn Fuck by Americanpanzy January 27, 2011

Midget Squat Fuck 

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person
Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
Midget Squat Fuck by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026