fuck midget

A small person that goes around fucking anything they see.

A small slut.

"Man that girl is such a fuck midget"

She was small and a slut so her friends called her a fuck midget.

by Jaybles117 April 29, 2009

fuck a midget

An exclamation of various things, these being anger, surprise, humility, embarrassment, etc.

"Dude! You failed your math test!"

"fuck a midget! I studied so hard for that test! Damn. I was too busy staring at Miss Havishams boobs."

by THIS_IS_MARTA March 10, 2009

Midget Fuck

Noun - A tiny (very small) orgy

God damnit! You had a midget fuck without me?

by TheOneAndOnlyMidget November 04, 2017

midget fucking time

Time to head to the bar for excessive drinking.

Dude, It's midget fucking time!

by Drunk and Happy April 01, 2007