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fuck midget

A small person that goes around fucking anything they see.

A small slut.
"Man that girl is such a fuck midget"

She was small and a slut so her friends called her a fuck midget.
by Jaybles117 April 29, 2009
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fuck a midget

An exclamation of various things, these being anger, surprise, humility, embarrassment, etc.
"Dude! You failed your math test!"

"fuck a midget! I studied so hard for that test! Damn. I was too busy staring at Miss Havishams boobs."
by THIS_IS_MARTA March 9, 2009
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Midget Fuck

Noun - A tiny (very small) orgy
God damnit! You had a midget fuck without me?
by TheOneAndOnlyMidget April 19, 2018
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Midget Horn Fuck

when a midget or a small child headbuts a vagina.
I heard mini me totally Midget Horn Fucked Joey Ackerman yesterday.
by Americanpanzy January 27, 2011
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Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person
Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020
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