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fuck a midget

An exclamation of various things, these being anger, surprise, humility, embarrassment, etc.
"Dude! You failed your math test!"

"fuck a midget! I studied so hard for that test! Damn. I was too busy staring at Miss Havishams boobs."
fuck a midget by THIS_IS_MARTA March 9, 2009

Midget Fuck 

Noun - A tiny (very small) orgy
God damnit! You had a midget fuck without me?

Midget Horn Fuck

when a midget or a small child headbuts a vagina.
I heard mini me totally Midget Horn Fucked Joey Ackerman yesterday.
Midget Horn Fuck by Americanpanzy January 27, 2011

Midget Squat Fuck 

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person
Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
Midget Squat Fuck by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022