Time to head to the bar for excessive drinking.
Dude, It's midget fucking time!
by Drunk and Happy April 1, 2007
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when a midget or a small child headbuts a vagina.
I heard mini me totally Midget Horn Fucked Joey Ackerman yesterday.
by Americanpanzy January 27, 2011
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A small person that goes around fucking anything they see.

A small slut.
"Man that girl is such a fuck midget"

She was small and a slut so her friends called her a fuck midget.
by Jaybles117 April 29, 2009
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A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person
Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020
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