A tangled mat of hair in the central region of the back of the head. Most commonly displayed by human females after missionary style intercourse, the knot occurs from impassioned head thrashing on the pillow, bed, floor, kitchen counter, etc.

She had a big ol fuck-knot when she got to work this morning, I'm jealous of her morning wood wake up call.

fuck-knot by ZillahRae February 20, 2009

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Fuck Knows

The true usage of the phrase is to claim that you simply 'do not know', however, the phrase is often interpreted as 'Fuck Nose' which may cause offence to the listner. This mis-interpretation is often replied to using 'Cunt Face' which is regarded as the appropriate answer.

"What time is Adam supposed be be here?
"Fuck Knows"
"Only asking...Cunt Face"

Fuck Knows by Mystick Havok January 21, 2008

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fuck knows when

To exclaim that you don't know when an incident will happen.

Wife: When are you comming home?
Husband: Well I've got all this paperwork to do. I won't be back till fuck knows when.

Neighbour: Oh, you're looking for Steve? He's gone on holiday, won't be back until fuck knows when.

fuck knows when by Tom_NZ May 14, 2007

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Fuck Knows o' Clock

An unknown time of day. Can be past, present or future.

Hey Jack when are we leaving?

"At approximately ...fuck knows o' clock. Tomorrow."

What time is it?
"Fuck knows o' clock. Get a watch."

When did you fall asleep?
"Um, at fuck knows o' clock. I don't know!"

Fuck Knows o' Clock by HyperLynx September 22, 2016

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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