Tom_NZ's definitions
by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

by Tom_NZ April 20, 2007

In Scotland if you end up in court and are found guilty there are three possible outcomes that people perceive you to be:
Guilty
Fucking guilty
Guilty as fuck
These are in increasing order of severety.
Guilty
Fucking guilty
Guilty as fuck
These are in increasing order of severety.
Larry - I think he's innocent.
Jerry - Get away - the mans as guilty as fuck! The very least is that he's fucking guilty.
Jerry - Get away - the mans as guilty as fuck! The very least is that he's fucking guilty.
by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

by Tom_NZ April 21, 2007

The part of a car that collides first in a front or end-on collision. (Americans use the word fender).
by Tom_NZ April 7, 2007

Wife: When are you comming home?
Husband: Well I've got all this paperwork to do. I won't be back till fuck knows when.
Neighbour: Oh, you're looking for Steve? He's gone on holiday, won't be back until fuck knows when.
Husband: Well I've got all this paperwork to do. I won't be back till fuck knows when.
Neighbour: Oh, you're looking for Steve? He's gone on holiday, won't be back until fuck knows when.
by Tom_NZ May 14, 2007
