snirking

To sniff little girls bicycle seats.Used in Liverpool in the 1970s.

Joe spent his evenings snirking.

by Tom_NZ March 27, 2007

tap the curtain

Out on the pull - looking for women. The origin of this expression comes from the fact that a woman has beef curtains. ie a vagina.

Berty Wooster:
I'm away out to tap the curtain tonight Jeeves, don't wait up.

by Tom_NZ March 31, 2007

shit marack

An old 1950s (or earlier) North East Scottish word meaning drunk to the point of being nearly unconscious. A more modern word would be 'steaming.

Larry wis bad last night - shit marack.

by Tom_NZ March 27, 2007

fanny magnet

A sports car that attracts young ladies.

That car of yours is a real fanny magnet!

by Tom_NZ March 27, 2007

USasian

A derogatory word for a citizen of the USA. Usually reserved for red-necks or members of the far right Repubulican party.Originates in the U.K.

The USasians are at it again,who will they invade next.

by Tom_NZ March 27, 2007

wet finger

After the insertion of ones digit in a womans vagina. British word used in the Midlands of England.

Hey Harold - did ye get a wet finger last night?

by Tom_NZ March 27, 2007

guilty as fuck

In Scotland if you end up in court and are found guilty there are three possible outcomes that people perceive you to be:

Guilty
Fucking guilty
Guilty as fuck

These are in increasing order of severety.

Larry - I think he's innocent.
Jerry - Get away - the mans as guilty as fuck! The very least is that he's fucking guilty.

by Tom_NZ March 27, 2007