Tom_NZ's definitions

snirking

To sniff little girls bicycle seats.Used in Liverpool in the 1970s.

Joe spent his evenings snirking.

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

fuckland

A fictional place of the imagination.

If that guy thinks he's going to get that engine out on his own he's living in pure fuckland!

by Tom_NZ April 20, 2007

guilty as fuck

In Scotland if you end up in court and are found guilty there are three possible outcomes that people perceive you to be:

Guilty
Fucking guilty
Guilty as fuck

These are in increasing order of severety.

Larry - I think he's innocent.
Jerry - Get away - the mans as guilty as fuck! The very least is that he's fucking guilty.

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

wet finger

After the insertion of ones digit in a womans vagina. British word used in the Midlands of England.

Hey Harold - did ye get a wet finger last night?

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

next to fuck all

A Scottish expression or UK stating that a measurement is close to that of the desired.

One carpenter to another: Well there's next to fuck all difference between the length of these two.

by Tom_NZ April 21, 2007

bumper

The part of a car that collides first in a front or end-on collision. (Americans use the word fender).

My bumpers all bashed after that crash.

by Tom_NZ April 7, 2007

fuck knows when

To exclaim that you don't know when an incident will happen.

Wife: When are you comming home?
Husband: Well I've got all this paperwork to do. I won't be back till fuck knows when.

Neighbour: Oh, you're looking for Steve? He's gone on holiday, won't be back until fuck knows when.

by Tom_NZ May 14, 2007