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snirking

To sniff little girls bicycle seats.Used in Liverpool in the 1970s.
Joe spent his evenings snirking.
by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007
mugGet the snirkingmug.

fuckland

If that guy thinks he's going to get that engine out on his own he's living in pure fuckland!
by Tom_NZ April 20, 2007
mugGet the fucklandmug.

guilty as fuck

In Scotland if you end up in court and are found guilty there are three possible outcomes that people perceive you to be:

Guilty
Fucking guilty
Guilty as fuck

These are in increasing order of severety.
Larry - I think he's innocent.
Jerry - Get away - the mans as guilty as fuck! The very least is that he's fucking guilty.
by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007
mugGet the guilty as fuckmug.

wet finger

After the insertion of ones digit in a womans vagina. British word used in the Midlands of England.
Hey Harold - did ye get a wet finger last night?
by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007
mugGet the wet fingermug.

next to fuck all

A Scottish expression or UK stating that a measurement is close to that of the desired.
One carpenter to another: Well there's next to fuck all difference between the length of these two.
by Tom_NZ April 21, 2007
mugGet the next to fuck allmug.

bumper

The part of a car that collides first in a front or end-on collision. (Americans use the word fender).
My bumpers all bashed after that crash.
by Tom_NZ April 7, 2007
mugGet the bumpermug.

fuck knows when

To exclaim that you don't know when an incident will happen.
Wife: When are you comming home?
Husband: Well I've got all this paperwork to do. I won't be back till fuck knows when.

Neighbour: Oh, you're looking for Steve? He's gone on holiday, won't be back until fuck knows when.
by Tom_NZ May 14, 2007
mugGet the fuck knows whenmug.

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