fuck gun 

A gin shopping when performed from the front instead of the back.

"There's way less hair when we fuck gun instead of go gin shopping!"

fuck gun by Chester P. January 8, 2013

fuck you gun 

using your middle finger and thumb to make a gun that is the most powerful insult ever. the next step up from the middle finger.

Danielle: You're a bitch! I want to kik your ass!

Mandy: What the fuck! Don't make me pull out the "fuck you gun"!!

Danielle: Oh shit, okay I'm sorry.

fuck you gun by lampfucker November 20, 2010

Gun Fuck 

When all hope is lost.

When you run out of gas in the desert, with no water or cell phone, you might say that you are: "Gun Fucked."

"Gun fuck me with the blunt edge of a knife, I spilled all my fucking booze and the stores and bars are closed."

Gun Fuck by LATTIN July 19, 2009

Fuck-with-me gun 

The weapon a person, deity or the universe itself uses when they decide to jerk you around.

Originated on the TV series Dead Like Me.

"I have had the worst week. The universe has really fired the Fuck-With-Me Gun at me."

"Frank decided to give me the collating duties. He's really decided to whip out the Fuck-With-Me gun"

Fuck-with-me gun by Mason R. June 10, 2008

Gunsel fuck 

An individual that buys all of his "cowboy" gear at the local cowboy wannabe supply store and listens to atrocious music about pick up trucks and tractors, yet all the while is the sorriest excuse for a hand you will ever meet. He has never even seen a cow but calls himself a cowboy because he has cheesey boots, a Kenny Chesney straw hat, and a giant store bought buckle he proudly sports to hold up his camo pants. The ultimate poser and a disgrace that pisses on the culture and tradition of the cattle punching profession.

He says he's a cowboy but he actually doesn't know a damn thing about horses or cattle or how to drive that tractor his damn radio is always singing about?!? What a gunsel fuck.

Gunsel fuck by Reddirt May 31, 2014

gungle fuck 

a nerd, square or low life. someone who you would never kick it with.

word was made popular is Pine Hills Florida in the early 90's

Jeremy is not coming to the spot man... Dude is a straight up gungle fuck!

gungle fuck by Koolaid from Pine Hills May 20, 2008

gunzle fuck

1. one who engages in sexual intercourse with any member of the poultry family.
2. a derogatory term used to insult someone who has recently said or done something very unintelligible

Chase your such a gunzle fuck.
Dane get away from that chicken you gunzle fuck.

gunzle fuck by Elliott Sheets March 26, 2007