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fuck eyes 

What you close when you are fucking an unattractive person.
Mike: "I can't fuck her, she's a fucking buffalo!"
Jesse: "Sure you can dude, just shut your fuck eyes."
fuck eyes by Blyenth Cambion July 18, 2007

Fuck Eyes 

A pre-mating ritual, first utilised by the Duke of Earl. Said action is performed in multiple steps:

1. Stare at your target with a deep and ferocious gaze.

2. Rotate head in a circular manner as if letting a breeze through one's hair.

3. Place one hand on back at waist level.

4. Thrust pelvis fervently towards target. In a seizure-like way.

5. (Optional) Move head in quick random movements, much like a chicken.
Duke of Earl - "Damn, see my aunt over there. She's kinda hot."

Pretty Ricky - "Dude... She's your aunt"

Duke-y - "It's like my 2nd aunt or some shit, I'ma give her the 'Fuck Eyes'"
Fuck Eyes by BorkBorkBork! September 21, 2009

fuck eyes 

Someone who has really fucked up eyes.They are so fucked up you don't know which eye, if any, are even making contact with you.People with fuck eyes should be avoided at all costs because they create awkward situations and they are hard as fuck not to stare at. Also referred to crazy eyes
"Dude lets go to P-burg and get some Micky D's".
"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"
"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".
fuck eyes by Bsmitty003 February 22, 2008

fuck eyes 

Someone who has really fucked up eyes.They are so fucked up you don't know which eye, if any, are even making contact with you.People with fuck eyes should be avoided at all costs because they create awkward situations and they are hard as fuck not to stare at. Also referred to as crazy eyes
"Dude lets go to P-burg and get some Micky D's".
"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"
"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".
fuck eyes by Bsmitty003 February 21, 2008

Fuck me eyes

Eyes were people think you want to fuck them.

Sometimes though it’s just there eye shape
-guy across the room- “she has fuck me eyes, I’m so getting laid!”

-approaches female with said eyes-
-she declines him-
Fuck me eyes by Robert._. November 7, 2019

fuck me eyes

the eyes say "fuck me" without the mouth saying a word
I saw those fuck me eyes she had, and I knew I was getting lucky
fuck me eyes by Spencer Cox September 29, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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