A request uttered, shouted or grumbled by a pirate (or two pirates at one another) when they lusting for eye socket fornication.
"YARR, we've been out to sea far too long, and the hole in my rump has gotten all rotted up. Sickly and vile, unsuitable for penetration. So, FUCK ME EYES! YARR!"
by The MackDaddy of the Seven Sea September 14, 2009
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