5 definitions by Bsmitty003
An adjective describing some questionable box munching. Usually referring to to some trick ass hoe you met at the club drunk that you tried to hook up with but could only make it to the pink taco stand. The name originates from the show Man vs. Wild where Bear Grylls is seen on the show eating some pretty gross shit.
After leaving Players with a nasty bitch Mike went to her house and straight Bear Grylls'd her shit.
or
Jeremy ate out a grimy bitch he met at the bar. Bear Gryll's wouldn't even eat that shit.
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Jeremy ate out a grimy bitch he met at the bar. Bear Gryll's wouldn't even eat that shit.
by Bsmitty003 January 2, 2008
Someone who has really fucked up eyes.They are so fucked up you don't know which eye, if any, are even making contact with you.People with fuck eyes should be avoided at all costs because they create awkward situations and they are hard as fuck not to stare at. Also referred to crazy eyes
"Dude lets go to P-burg and get some Micky D's".
"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"
"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".
"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"
"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".
by Bsmitty003 February 22, 2008
Someone who has really fucked up eyes.They are so fucked up you don't know which eye, if any, are even making contact with you.People with fuck eyes should be avoided at all costs because they create awkward situations and they are hard as fuck not to stare at. Also referred to as crazy eyes
"Dude lets go to P-burg and get some Micky D's".
"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"
"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".
"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"
"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".
by Bsmitty003 February 22, 2008
When you place your bare ass cheeks on someones face. This can be done to your friends in their conscious or unconscious state of mind.Its not recommended to place your bare ass on someone who is bigger than you because they might whoop your ass, or worse, give you a dirty taco in return.
Josh hammed Timmy at the lake house in front of everyone. It was a spectacular flying ham to the grill. This was very impressive because he had to jump fairly high for his ass to face contact.
by Bsmitty003 March 17, 2008
When one shaves their pubes leaving a narrow strip of hair in the middle of their groin undisturbed. Its the man version of the landing strip. In some cultures it is considered a popular pubic hairstyle.
Rocco: Dude guess who's gettin a mohawk?
Me: My Dick!
Rocco: Don't you mean your pubes?
Me: No man, think about it, the pubes are my dick's mohawk.
Rocco: Haha... good point. You got me there.
Me: Yea, its a called a cock mohawk!
Me: My Dick!
Rocco: Don't you mean your pubes?
Me: No man, think about it, the pubes are my dick's mohawk.
Rocco: Haha... good point. You got me there.
Me: Yea, its a called a cock mohawk!
by Bsmitty003 February 27, 2008