fuck douche 

After a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina, she runs to the toilet and pushes it out as much as possible.

Quick, use my shirt for a fuck douche. You better not fuck douche on my stomach.

You better not fuck douche on my stomach.

fuck douche by UserMKnight September 22, 2015

Fuck Fart Douche 

A popular Oldsmobile model, the "442"

When we were teenagers in the 60s, many of us liked the Olds "Fuck Fart Douche" better than the Pontiac GTO (Goat)

Fuck Fart Douche by andy1 September 6, 2005

douche fuck 

1: noun. A combination of douche bag and dumb fuck.

Jimmy: 2 pairs beat a full house.
Johnny: No they don't douche fuck!

douche fuck by Bonus April 19, 2005

douche-fuck 

1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...

2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.

Tom Cruise sure did turn into a douche-fuck as of late...

douche-fuck by J. B. Baby July 30, 2008

Fuck Off Douche Bag

It means GET THE FUCK AWAY BITCH!!!!!!

Cop: Hey do you mind if we search your house for evidence???

Gacy: You got a warrant???

Cop: .............

Gacy: Fuck Off Douche Bag!!!!!!!

Fuck Off Douche Bag by Lord Eric The 1st February 25, 2011

douche fuck 

a douche bag person who is completely confused at life and fucking sucks.

"damn sarah, you are a complete and total douche fuck for making me repeat myself 26 times."

douche fuck by deanna marie September 27, 2007

douche fuck 

noun: one who is a fucking douche

Josh is a real douche fuck

douche fuck by Ashley May 21, 2004