fuck child

1}A Bastard or a Bitch that some how wrongs you. 2}An allusive hooker. 3}A cheater

Look fuck child, I'm tired of dealn' with yo shit!

by willis robbins January 18, 2006

Mississippi Child Fuck

When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child

Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

child fucking spaghetti fingers

A common misconception that children posess the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips; brought on by the comedic act of Dane Cook.

Man 1: Holy shit, I think that kid has child fucking spaghetti fingers!!! Did you see what he did to her?

Man 2: Nah, just threw his plate at her.

by Justin 1331 February 24, 2009