fuck child 

1}A Bastard or a Bitch that some how wrongs you. 2}An allusive hooker. 3}A cheater

Look fuck child, I'm tired of dealn' with yo shit!

fuck child by willis robbins January 18, 2006

Mississippi Child Fuck 

When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child

Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what

Mississippi Child Fuck by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Fuck the children 

Changing babies and toddlers with proper consideration for cleaning services

I'm not sure how to fuck the children but my wife doesn't require any tape.

Fuck the children by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

retarded fuckchild 

Its not self-explanitory, it occurs when there is either an incest relationship because they did not spread apart the genes, therefor resulting in a shallow gene pool.

OR when a child is just plain out retarded..

Crackwhore: my uncle, dad, and brother all raped me, im also retarded so thats why im a retarded fuckchild.

retarded fuckchild by Fuckthepainaway April 8, 2005

porterhouse fuckchild 

When your dad sneaks into your room in the middle of the night wearing a t-bone steak costume and then rubs A1 steak sauce all over your slumbering nipples. He then ejaculates into your dress socks.

Jesus Christ dad it's a fucking school night...can't you give this porterhouse fuckchild horseshit a rest already? I'm 22 years old, i'm not a god damn kid anymore!

porterhouse fuckchild by heyunclecharlie August 26, 2009

retarded fuckchild 

self explainitory

"Stop beating our retarded fuckchild"

retarded fuckchild by Yes Ma'am January 25, 2003