Fuckthepainaway's definitions

valentines day

A stupid fucking holiday where guys have to spend from $1,000-100,000 on their wife or girlfriend, and when single people have to endure the "hey what did you get for valentines day,or HEY OH MY GODDDDDD LOOK AT THIS BRACELET JAKE BOUGHT ME OMMGGGGGG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL NOW WHAT DID YOU GET ME AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND %1,000,000? OH MY GODDDD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue
bacardi, jack, yager, and jews.

by Fuckthepainaway February 18, 2007

Happiness

Simple. Drugs.

this is NOT happiness..runescape

Led:(goes to prescription counter) Hi, do you have happiness in pill form.

Pharmasict: Only OTC "drugs" here buddy.

by Fuckthepainaway October 14, 2006

Tainted Love

Something between me and my girlfriend.

Joe: This is pure tainted love between us..
Jess: Don't say that,we will be together forever!!!1oneone(way too much sarcasm in her voice)

by Fuckthepainaway April 11, 2005

retarded fuckchild

Its not self-explanitory, it occurs when there is either an incest relationship because they did not spread apart the genes, therefor resulting in a shallow gene pool.

OR when a child is just plain out retarded..

Crackwhore: my uncle, dad, and brother all raped me, im also retarded so thats why im a retarded fuckchild.

by Fuckthepainaway April 8, 2005

blah boo bam

Techno bechno you don't know that you're a ho shiza maniza you love saliva chi chi bo bi bom bom bo bam chicka choo choo cha cha lick my goosh you stupid douche, your mom is a noggined who loves to be tabbogined. i love to rap and make up all this crap and act like a dirty ho thats just been smacked. do do do you like to poo with your dc shoes you skater wannabe gladiator, fuck you bitch why don't you go and hitch a ride from macauly caulkin. I hate you and your race you're the biggest fucking disgrace, why don't you go to hell and die.

Jam to my track and don't look back or i will turn you black0!

by Fuckthepainaway March 24, 2005

neopets

Same thing as Pepsi, a scam.

Guy 1: SHIT!!!! MY ACCOUNT GOT FROZEN?!!?!?

Guy 2: Told you, you were gonna get fucked.

by Fuckthepainaway March 21, 2005

Ich bin gott

I am God - German
Used by wannabe american teenagers on lame massive multiplayer online games.

Joe: Ich bin gott!!!!!
Clint: Ok let me get a gun and shoot you then.

by Fuckthepainaway February 16, 2005