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tits, jugs, breasts, hooters, melons, fun bags, ta tas, knockers, titties, boobs, tig ol bitties, mammaries, honkers, teats, milk wagons, chesticles
Barry: "I still can't believe you fingerbanged that tard."

Scott: "That wasn't me. It was my brother. She did have a nice set of fuck bumps on her, so I can't say that I blame him.

Barry: "You've been denying that since Moses was wearing short pants."
by cunthooks April 24, 2011
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Fuck Bumper

Spare Tire, Beer Gut or Muffin Top grown specifically to save your partner from trauma during intercourse. Can be ambi-sextrous.
Dude 1: "Bro? That's quite the belly you're getting on you."

Dude 2: "Aww this? That's my fuck bumper. The wife was complaining of pain in her spleen. I figured I better add some cushion to my pushin'"

-Alt.
Girl 1: Hey girl? Are those new Jeggings?
Girl 2: I've had these jeans for 5 years! But I have to tell you.. My spleen's been hurtin' so much that I had to grow out my Fuck Bumper a bit. My new guy has a real Thigh Slapper on him.
by Stirp January 26, 2015
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fuck bump

John didn't wear a condom and now the bitch has a fuck bump!
by Cinaynay July 26, 2006
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fuck bumper

The fuck bumper is the rounded fatty tissue above a woman's vagina on top of the pubic bone. It is technically called the mons pubis or pubic mound in Latin. It is also called the mons or the Hopkins.
"Dude, she had a soft fuck bumper. There was plenty of cushion for the pushin'."

"Check out the Hopkins on her."
by Garymx April 29, 2014
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bumper fuck

1. Using your hoopdie to forcefully ram your hated foe into the intersection during a red light.

2. An epic rear-end collision, accidental or intentional.
(1.) Passenger: "Dude, that guy totally cut you off!"
Driver: "Looks like someone needs a good bumper fuck."

(2.) 911: "911 state your emergency."
You: "I just got bumper fucked by some drunken asshole! And he's dressed like a pirate."
911: "Excuse me...?"
by Coop da Thurb January 23, 2009
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bump-a-claud [fuck]

in da carridean it means fuck so don't got sayin this to people in da carribean they'll wope ya ass.
cause: yo momma is a silly bump-a-claud.
effect: yo ass get beat down
by nick January 12, 2004
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