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fuck and suck 

when u fuck one bitch, then another wants to suck your dick.
pussy that is to good to fuck, so you suck.
fuck and suck by Lil'shorty July 1, 2005

Fuck you and suck my dick! 

A useful proverb for ending any kind of relationship, usually the workplace but can be any social situations. Almost always involves two people but could apply to a group.

While it may imply that you want to fuck the other person and have them suck your penis, its real meaning is that you want them to go away.
"You are a really nice person and such a good employee."

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

We'd like to invite you to our Christian fellowship meeting.

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

I'm the President of the United States. You're just a lightweight!

- Fuck you and suck my dick!
Fuck you and suck my dick! by de-pube September 28, 2022

Suck and fuck 

Ken was a 18 yr old virgin at basic training, taking a shower. His drill instructor was also showering. Ken was asked by the instructor if he could suck the young airman off. Ken said yes after much debate. Soon the instructor and Ken went to far and went all the way.
It started with a suck and ended with a fuck. Suck and fuck
Suck and fuck by Easy airman March 29, 2019

Suck and fuck 

Ken was a virgin, showering on his first nite of basic training at Lackland AFB. He was approached by his Drill sergeant and asked to let him suck Ken off. Ken was excited, let him but it got out of hand and Ken went all the way with the Drill sargent. Started wit Ken getting sucked ended with Ken getting fucked. Suck and fucked
Ken let his Drill sargent suck and fuck him .
Suck and fuck by Easy airman March 29, 2019

suck and fuck 

To go from oral sex to vaginal and/or anal sex.
John and Mary suck and fuck three times a day on a regular basis.

suck and fuck 

n. A term used by promiscuous women/gays to describe sex with a dick. The guy attached to the dick is immaterial in this context as the fucking is most always a minor amusement that will soon be forgotten.

Suck the dick, make it hard. Stick it in, have some fun...
Veronica: Goin to a bar to bring back some suck and fuck, you wanna come?

Betty: No thanks. Archie is taking me to the movies!

Veronica: Yeuch. He's got a pencil dick and barely lasts a minute! You should come w/me instead...

Betty: Oh Veronica, you're so mean!
suck and fuck by mrbruno September 14, 2010
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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