A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.
After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.
by Moontos December 13, 2008
Get the fuck-and-duckmug. A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.
After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.
by Moontos January 2, 2007
Get the fuck-and-duckmug. Fuck the Duck or Fucking the duck is the act of being lazy. You are supposed to be doing something but instead you're "fucking the duck". If you are being really lazy it's called Fucking the Royal Duck.
"I thought Bill was going to help clean up theses leaves?" "No, he went to go fuck the duck."
"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
by dirtykurty September 7, 2010
Get the Fuck the Duckmug. Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!
by Quackalishus March 22, 2004
Get the fuck a duckmug. by avlso April 5, 2019
Get the fuck or duckmug. Guy 1: Hey, didn't you fuck that girl at my party last week?
Guy 2: That shit was NASTY! Better pull a fuck and duck!
Guy 2: That shit was NASTY! Better pull a fuck and duck!
by Kendall Brooklyn June 16, 2008
Get the fuck and duckmug. by Phil May 23, 2004
Get the Fuck a duckmug.