fruity fetish 

a fetish that involves four gay people sitting on a set of blue bleachers and singing emo songs. they are all covered in watermelon flavored burt’s bees chapstick. they use it as lube.

do you have a fruity fetish?

fruity fetish by SarcasticPerson March 2, 2022

Phallic Fruit Fetish 

A "disorder" popularized by gay Quaker performing artist Peterson Toscano in his play "Doin' Time the Homonomo Halfway House" about his time spent as a patient in a Christian residential program to "cure" gay people. Another resident in the program suffered from Phallic Fruit Fetish (or PFF) and had a persistent desire to commit sexual acts with phallically shaped fruits. The problem was alleviated when all phallic shaped fruits were removed from the facility.

Rev. Smid ordered all bananas removed from the house upon learning of a patient's phallic fruit fetish.

Phallic Fruit Fetish by Daniel S. Gonzales September 18, 2006

Fresno Fruit Fetish 

When a man pleases himself and ejaculates into a fresh fruit and then slices it and serves it to a woman and watches her eat it.

John told me he has a Fresno Fruit Fetish and to pick up some fresh strawberries

Fresno Fruit Fetish by Hero_ofthenight March 8, 2018

Fresno Fruit Fetish 

When a man pleases himself into a fresh fruit, filling it with ejaculation. Then serving it to a woman and watching her eat it.

Last night Richie introduced me to his Fresno Fruit Fetish. Best cantaloupe I've ever tasted.

Fresno Fruit Fetish by Hero_ofthenight May 9, 2018

Fruit by the Foot Fetish 

The act of using this popular fruit roll-up treat to stimulate and arouse your partner in a number of ways including blind folding them with it, wrapping it around their penis when giving a blow job, or rubbing it on a woman's genitals.

Who knew Jenny's Fruit by the Foot fetish would have given me the blow job of the century?

Fruit by the Foot Fetish by mlvd742 December 5, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020