Fire

why the frick are you looking up fire, stupid
Don’t touch the fire, it’s hot!”
“You don’t say.”
by SarcasticPerson January 28, 2018
mugGet the Firemug.

fruity fetish

a fetish that involves four gay people sitting on a set of blue bleachers and singing emo songs. they are all covered in watermelon flavored burt’s bees chapstick. they use it as lube.
by SarcasticPerson March 02, 2022
mugGet the fruity fetishmug.