fruitarse

A simpleton. One lacking even a small amount of intelligence. Milton's friends.

Oi John you fruitarse, the lift is right there.

by Mihn Naoke October 20, 2004

fruitarian

One who's diet consists mainly of raw fruits. (Do not confuse with a vegan raw foodist.)

A fruitarian does not eat meat, animal bi-products, cooked food, and prefers fruits over vegetables.

by Lina Kosara September 28, 2005

frustarted

Adj. The anxiety felt by people at the beginning of learning new a skill or discipline.

Portmanteau of Frustration and Started

Origin: An entertaining typo on a forum.

I can't figure out this programming language. I know I'm just a beginner, but I'm frustarted.

Joe was so frustarted in his basic ceramics class that he smacked the clay off the wheel and across the room.

by M.Blur April 22, 2011

fruitate

IPA: /fɹuːteit/

Verb
1. To come to fruition, to bear fruit.
2. (idiomatic) To succeed in one's plan, used mostly with particularly complicated plans.

1. "It looks to be about time those plants fruitated." "Yeah, it's getting to be the season."

2. "The hours of preparation I put in certainly helped my plan fruitate." "Yeah, I bet you fruitated all over her when you got her back home."

by mrpeach32 December 19, 2008

Fruitastic

Something that is positive and yet gay at the same time.

Gaylord: "Did you hear they legalized gay marriage in California?"
Armande: "Good for them, that's fruitastic!"
Gaylord: "Not to change the subject, but what do you think of the paisley ascot I'm wearing."
Armande: "That too, is fruitastic."

by Mr. Softey January 26, 2009

fruitsexual

a sexuality; being sexually attracted to fruit

Dude,that pineapple is really turning me fruitsexual right now!

by bath & body work it November 26, 2014

fruitakke

When you eat a piece of fruit and the juice squirts all over your face.

"I wanted to eat a peach for breakfast, but I didn't want fruitakke on my way to work"

by ingnuty August 26, 2013