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fruitsexual 

a sexuality; being sexually attracted to fruit
Dude,that pineapple is really turning me fruitsexual right now!
fruitsexual by bath & body work it November 26, 2014
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fructosexual 

A man or woman who is sexually stimulated by or attracted to fruit. This person may or may not actually have sex with the fruit.
When I walked into the kitchen, I found that Mark had his dick in a watermelon - he's such a fructosexual.
fructosexual by FarmerJoe March 2, 2015
Someone who is attracted to a healthy and fit person of the opposite sex/gender.
Jerry is dating Amanda from the gym, he must be a fitsexual!
fitsexual by Mr.sir1776 June 21, 2023

Fluidsexual 

A person who's sexuality is constantly changing and is not always the same.
"Alice was lesbian yesterday but today she is bisexual. This is a common occurrence for Alice because she is fluidsexual"

"A person who is NOT fluidsexual's sexuality doesn't change or doesn't change often"
Fluidsexual by Carminthia January 1, 2021
A person who is Sexually frustrating. It doesn't matter what gender you're attracted to, it's not like you'll ever have sex anyway.
"How is he still a virgin? is he gay or something?"
"Nah. he's just Frusexual"
Frusexual by Spinning boi August 21, 2022

Frisexual 

When one is bisexual, but only on Friday's. A newly developed sexuality.
John: Hey man you're kinda cute..you wouldn't happen to be interested in going out together, like on a date?

Joe: Nah man sorry, its only Tuesday and i'm frisexual.

John: Alright, i'll wait.
Frisexual by Darkfire86 March 9, 2015
a person who is only attracted to people that are under 110 pounds.
Tyler's a fitsexual... he only likes Amanda and Bob because they look like they have only eaten a piece of lettuce their entire life.
fitsexual by child_360 June 23, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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