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fructosexual 

A man or woman who is sexually stimulated by or attracted to fruit. This person may or may not actually have sex with the fruit.
When I walked into the kitchen, I found that Mark had his dick in a watermelon - he's such a fructosexual.
fructosexual by FarmerJoe March 2, 2015
Someone who is attracted to a healthy and fit person of the opposite sex/gender.
Jerry is dating Amanda from the gym, he must be a fitsexual!
fitsexual by Mr.sir1776 June 21, 2023

Fluidsexual 

A person who's sexuality is constantly changing and is not always the same.
"Alice was lesbian yesterday but today she is bisexual. This is a common occurrence for Alice because she is fluidsexual"

"A person who is NOT fluidsexual's sexuality doesn't change or doesn't change often"
Fluidsexual by Carminthia January 1, 2021
A person who is Sexually frustrating. It doesn't matter what gender you're attracted to, it's not like you'll ever have sex anyway.
"How is he still a virgin? is he gay or something?"
"Nah. he's just Frusexual"
Frusexual by Spinning boi August 21, 2022

Frisexual 

When one is bisexual, but only on Friday's. A newly developed sexuality.
John: Hey man you're kinda cute..you wouldn't happen to be interested in going out together, like on a date?

Joe: Nah man sorry, its only Tuesday and i'm frisexual.

John: Alright, i'll wait.
Frisexual by Darkfire86 March 9, 2015
a person who is only attracted to people that are under 110 pounds.
Tyler's a fitsexual... he only likes Amanda and Bob because they look like they have only eaten a piece of lettuce their entire life.
fitsexual by child_360 June 23, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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