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1. common people..flook as in, to mess up, and fucker, like yer gonna fuck, so a flooker is someone who talks real big about all the ass they get, when really they fuck up
2. it can also be someone who pussies out before sex
3. someone who can get a viager, (see viager)
so you didnt nail her? jeez yer a mad flooker!
man u talk all this shit and ye rnothin but a flooker
flooker by Al March 1, 2004
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An animal or thing that's fluffy and soft
Look at that little floofer I want it
Floofer by KGlonn January 10, 2016
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Cock flocker 

One who flocks towards cocks; one naturally drawn in by the male member.

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Those girls are total cock flockers, watch when Studly McStudderson walks in.

Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.
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locker-flocker 

People who stand in front of your locker while talking/texting/kissing/sitting/etc. These people are extremely impolite, and have no inclination of moving and give you access to your belongings.
Dude, did you get the chem book? No man! I couldn't get past the locker-flockers to get it!

Derek Von Keil did not mind school, except for the impolite OMGrs and locker-flocker's.
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Flooken or Flookën is used every time u want to refer to what u have slowed down, pace and that you have not worked as before. Bottom line: Slackin'
I made 175 this month, i only made 21 this week tho, I been flooken.
Flooken by Yosstin999 March 27, 2023
a floofer is an adorable floofy animal who you just wanna cuddle and hug and they're so soft and cuddly and cute

floofers can also be woofers and that's so cute
"my dog is the floofiest floofer"
floofer by WasabiOS August 12, 2021
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