frndl 

Free-Range Non-Defined Linguistics.

"Trouser adverb usage, wheelwright blue noxious underperforming myopic buffalo spanner?" is an example of a 'frndl' sentence.

frndl by Brie Fromage August 8, 2005

Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.

This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

Fondling Father by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 12, 2023

FondleFood 

This term refers to any food that is excessively handled during preparation:

- Those clever, fruit things made to look like flower arrangements.
- Expensive, frilly, restaurant creations where artful presentation exceeds flavor.
- High-end coffee featuring floating artwork.

Hey Chef, you know, that dish of foo-foo is drop-dead gorgeous and all....but I'm getting a little hungry over here!!
Honey!!! Someone sent us a basket of FondleFood.....Would you like a peeled grape??? Ahhhh....thanks, but nope.
Mr Barista.....enough with the romance!! It's coffee and cream, not Marilyn Monroe...

FondleFood by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 4, 2017

findle

finding is a sexual attraction between two people. could be cuddling; kissing, or simply flirting via snapchat. whatever your heart desires is what you findle.

Did you see a ginger and some trump supporter findle the other night? I bet they’re in love!

findle by findlingdragon123 March 19, 2021

Fondleslab

Any portable touch screen device beloved by it's user and incessantly fondled in public.

The mac fanboi drooled as he pawed at his latest fondleslab.

Fondleslab by Chris6502 October 22, 2010

Frindle 

any pen, specially a gold ballpoint pen.

I need a frindle to write my letter.

Frindle by anabel11 March 8, 2015

pre-fondler 

One who has no yet fondled; an awkward teenage syndrome which occurs before the boobies have been touched. Typically characterized by overexcitement, eagerness, and pre-mature....happiness.

Pre-fondlers typically awkwardly creep on women and have heinous dance moves. They are alarmed and overeager when a female of any age, race, or physical stature shows them any attention and tend to brag about it.

Matt tries to act suave, but watching him around women....definitely a pre-fondler. Look at him laughing at everything Jessica says!

pre-fondler by dubhead89 April 20, 2010