friendsumer 

One who treats friends and the relationships that define them as expendable commodities to be consumed when convenient, depleted, used-up and eventually tossed-away without concern for the norms of social behavior and interaction.

What? Janice convinced you to loan her your car so she could go to her NA meetings? She did the same thing to me last summer, but in that case it was for her domestic counseling sessions, and she actually side-swiped an ice cream truck on the last day and returned my car to me damaged - I haven't heard from her since. Watch-out, girlfriend! She is such a friendsumer!

friendsumer by joepa01 July 9, 2010

friendster 

an online networking service for the people who dont have any friends and desparately asking to be someone's friend

Hey! I have friendster. go online and add me! and write a testimonial too!

friendster by chester June 24, 2004

friendster 

An online dating service/friend network that utilized the "six degrees of separation" analogy with eerily popular results. In a few short months after its inception, friendster has become one of the most popular and overused internet websites to date. With routinely poor service and slow servers, friendster is irritating, but still in some bizarre way, incredibly addictive.

i have 8 million friends on my friendster. how about you?

friendster by T December 7, 2003

Friendster 

an addictive but idiotic way to "earn" friends... everyone is welcome! even your pet or your table could have a friendster account!

oh my god! i have to add Matt's dog to my list of friends! Jamie's car too! and i shouldn't forget Carrie's foot!

Friendster by luna moonlight March 31, 2004

friendster 

A website designed to connect you to other people, whether you wanted to find them or not.

My best friend from elementary school moved out of the country and I thought that I would never see or hear from her again, but thanks to friendster we talk everyday!

My first crush found me on friendster, now he won't stop sending me pics of his splotchy trouser mouse.

friendster by JenThe80'sFan June 10, 2004

friendster 

Web to web of stupid idiotic individuals who thinks the number of of people in their friendslist is in proportion to their self worth.

You are a friendster!

friendster by maddman December 29, 2003

Friendster Whore 

friendster - someone who uses the Friendster service to add as many possible friends, aquaintances, strangers and random people to their network in order to appear as if they know a lot of people.

Bill is such a Friendster Whore. He doesn't even know 80% of the people on there. Like he could even have 10 friends, let alone 189.

Friendster Whore by B December 3, 2003