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testimonial 

the equivalent of a myspace comment on hi5 (aka the latin & asian myspace).

however, hi5 testimonials differ from myspace comments in that you must say something incredibly nice about the person. It cant just be "hey, what's up?" it has to be something great like, "You have been my friend for years, I love you so much, you're the best" and so on. Also, people compete over how many testimonials they have on hi5 because, if you have more testimonials, it means that a lot of people love you a lot because they have written really nice stuff about you.
Here are some examples:

Standard myspace comment:
3/22/2006 8:02 PM

Hello my brazilian friend.

Standard hi5 testimonial:
Hey dude. Yeah, I hadnt come up with the words to say it but I want to tell you that you are a kickass friend. You always hear me whine about life so much, and I really appreciate your patience and wisdom. Im really grateful that I got to know you (even if the first impression sucked) because you've turned out to be one of my best friends!
testimonial by humans are scary June 11, 2006
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Textimonial 

This is a text, ranging from long to very short, confessing something that he/she could not otherwise do face-to-face.
"He sent her a long textimonial, confessing his true love."

"After the party she sent me a textimonial about how much she wanted to jump my bones"
Textimonial by michaliann September 15, 2009

Tastemonial 

Testimonial given by a consumer about how good tastes a particular product.
Click here and give your tastemonial.
Tastemonial by rperazag July 20, 2010

testemonial

the act of a teste providing a recommendation for you or your business
Please visit our Official Website for testemonials, extensive, individual galleries, Client Proofing, and information on our environment, style, and investment.

These yiotches aint gettin my testemonial!

testiMOANial 

When someone’s so good at doing the sex that the person they’re sleeping with moans so loud and vigorously that anyone nearby is unquestionably aware of the pounding being dealt by the nearby sex god.
Patrick-Did you hear the TestiMOANial coming out of that hookers mouth? It woke up the rest of us. Chris is awesome, god bless that magic dick of his.

Kristina- yea, I was asleep 5 blocks away and came running when I heard the call of our people.. He’s a real sex god!

twestimonial 

Time is precious and who has time to read long reviews? Get right to the point with Twitter-sized testimonials that tell it like it is.
Did you see my twestimonial giving props to Chris Pirillo? @chrispirillo is the geek's geek who pwns all of nerdom. He's the mayor of #awesometown!
twestimonial by Gee Why August 11, 2009

testimoanial 

A praising report of how wonderful a "noisy" sexual encounter was with someone.
I'd like to give a rousing testimoanial for Brandon --- that dude totally knows how to pleasure a woman!
testimoanial by QuacksO October 13, 2018
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Frothability 

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Soul digger

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pod person 

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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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No Surprises Wedding

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Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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