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The info about yourself that you tell people when you're first meeting them. Similar to a resume for a job.

Steph hit me with her friendsume and I was impressed.

friendsume by Ninjedi77 January 31, 2017

Words you can keep

friendsimp

Combination of friendship and simp.

(noun) one who simps for a person in a platonic (non-sexual, non-romantic) manner.

(verb) the act of simping in a platonic manner.

A: "I've donated $100 to this streamer in the past week. He's not my type, but I would die to be his friend."

B: "You're such a friendsimp."

friendsimp by Ramm_Stein July 2, 2020

Related Words

friendsume • friendsumer • Friend Superior • friendster • friendsimp • Friendsimping • Friendsmas • friendstealer • Friendster Whore • Friendgame

Friendsmas

Friendsmas is that special time of year when close friends get together to consume large quantities of delicious food stuff and exchange gifts. Friends celebrating Friendsmas may not be able to contain their excitement, randomly shouting various holiday jargon. The wearing of ugly Christmas sweaters is sometimes required.

1. "Best friend, when's Friendsmas?!"
2. "Let's have twelve desserts on Friendsmas even though it's only going to be the two of us!"
3. "So...who's buying the groceries?"
4. "BEST FRIEND, WHEN'S FRIENDSMAS?!"
5. "

Friendsmas by Mas-Man December 16, 2010

friendshield

Verbalized noun: 1) your friend, standing emotionally in front of you purposely taking the bug splats of unfriendliness.

2) The part of your friendship that is transparent enough to overlook your friends oversharing.

1) I normally wouldn't go to one of Tom's partys, he's such an ass; but with Alicia as friendshield it might be fun.
2) Jenny was telling me about her girlfriends yeast infection, now my friendshield's all dirty.

friendshield by Knowmad January 1, 2010

friendster

an online networking service for the people who dont have any friends and desparately asking to be someone's friend

Hey! I have friendster. go online and add me! and write a testimonial too!

friendster by chester June 24, 2004

friendsimp

A person who simps for people so they will be their friend. (friendsimp sounds like friendship).
For example, acting like a person for them to like you. Or snapping someone back in seconds even though they take 17 hours to snap you back. Sort of like a simp in the friend zone. NOT a word you want to be referred to as.

Taylor is such a friendsimp she won’t leave me alone!

friendsimp by hakeyrat May 1, 2020

friendquest

The act of requesting a friend on Facebook

I saw this hot chick the other day at the bar, and she told me to friendquest her.

friendquest by St0nyW33d January 22, 2010

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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