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friendsume

The info about yourself that you tell people when you're first meeting them. Similar to a resume for a job.
Steph hit me with her friendsume and I was impressed.
by Ninjedi77 January 31, 2017
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friendsimp

Combination of friendship and simp.

(noun) one who simps for a person in a platonic (non-sexual, non-romantic) manner.

(verb) the act of simping in a platonic manner.
A: "I've donated $100 to this streamer in the past week. He's not my type, but I would die to be his friend."

B: "You're such a friendsimp."
by Ramm_Stein July 2, 2020
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Friendsmas

Friendsmas is that special time of year when close friends get together to consume large quantities of delicious food stuff and exchange gifts. Friends celebrating Friendsmas may not be able to contain their excitement, randomly shouting various holiday jargon. The wearing of ugly Christmas sweaters is sometimes required.
1. "Best friend, when's Friendsmas?!"
2. "Let's have twelve desserts on Friendsmas even though it's only going to be the two of us!"
3. "So...who's buying the groceries?"
4. "BEST FRIEND, WHEN'S FRIENDSMAS?!"
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by Mas-Man December 16, 2010
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friendshield

Verbalized noun: 1) your friend, standing emotionally in front of you purposely taking the bug splats of unfriendliness.

2) The part of your friendship that is transparent enough to overlook your friends oversharing.
1) I normally wouldn't go to one of Tom's partys, he's such an ass; but with Alicia as friendshield it might be fun.
2) Jenny was telling me about her girlfriends yeast infection, now my friendshield's all dirty.
by Knowmad January 1, 2010
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friendster

an online networking service for the people who dont have any friends and desparately asking to be someone's friend
Hey! I have friendster. go online and add me! and write a testimonial too!
by chester June 24, 2004
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friendsimp

A person who simps for people so they will be their friend. (friendsimp sounds like friendship).
For example, acting like a person for them to like you. Or snapping someone back in seconds even though they take 17 hours to snap you back. Sort of like a simp in the friend zone. NOT a word you want to be referred to as.
Taylor is such a friendsimp she won’t leave me alone!
by hakeyrat May 1, 2020
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friendquest

The act of requesting a friend on Facebook
I saw this hot chick the other day at the bar, and she told me to friendquest her.
by St0nyW33d January 22, 2010
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