friendsterbation

1) Obsessive occupation with friendster, myspace or similar sites.

2) Faking friend or personal network links to your primary friendster, myspace or similar identity with alternate identities.

1) Wow - the amount of time Jill has spent working on her friendster page and amassing contacts makes it a total frenzy of friendsterbation.

2) Criminy - did you hear about Stanley's myspace page? Half of his friend list are his own alternate logins. That's just friendsterbation.

friendsterbation by bph November 23, 2006

Friendservation 

When you make a cell phone call to someone you know standing closer to the front of the line than you are currently. You then walk ahead in line to the person you just called, thus confirming your friendservation.

You see some douche butt in front of you in line while talking to someone on the phone. You then realize this douche is on the phone with someone toward the front of the line confirming his friendservation. It's bullshit really.

Friendservation by Fatts Worum October 28, 2011

Friendsturbation 

using your friends hand to masturbate or masturbate whit a group of friends.

friendsturbation party in my house,bring all of your friend....we gonna need a extra hand.

Friendsturbation by gay clown December 17, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008