friendfish

Someone on dating apps whose profile pics are them with their more attractive friends, so you think you’re swiping right on the hot friend and not them.

He friendfished me pretty good until I asked him to take a selfie

friendfish by JoJammyJay September 16, 2022

Friendship Shot 

A shot of alcohol (originally between bros) taken to celebrate a mutual comradery between friends.

L: Hey man, you want to take a shot to celebrate our friendship? A...friendship shot?
V: You’re god damn right I do, great invention

Friendship Shot by VictorTalent October 21, 2019

Terminal Friendship 

The act of suddenly caring about someone or having a sudden desperate need to be a positive part of someone’s last bit of life when they suddenly become stricken with a terminal illness, knowing full well that before becoming sick that there really was no meaningful friendship in the years leading up to the terminal diagnosis.

This can be applied to anyone you may have been close with in the past, like a family member or former friend that you’ve rarely seen or communicated with in the last many years due a falling out or because they were a well known asshole that you have supported financially.

The existence of this type of friendship is purely self-motivating for the person seeking a closer relationship with the terminally ill. Money and other assets typically surround the motivation. Guilt can also be another reason to seek this friendship, but still self-motivating nontheless.

Unfortunately, this term most often can be applied to 40yr old bitch daughters with shitty credit that have been punching meal tickets off of their parents, squatting rent free in their rental properties, driving their cars, seeking a never ending bailout, and spent the last 39 yrs of their meaningless lives being a terror to everyone in their immediate family construct; only to have a sudden change of heart now that the person who has been sustaining them financially is at their weakest point.

1.) Hey sis, if you aren’t here for just a terminal friendship, then why did you put our involet, bed ridden mother, into a wheel chair, take her downtown and transfer her car title into your name without telling anyone?

2.) We havent seen Aunty around for the last 20-30 yrs, and mom always talked about how she never had a really tight relationship with her, but now they’re enjoying a terminal relationship so Aunty doesn’t have to live with guilt when mom is gone.

Terminal Friendship by Bogdaddywags February 12, 2019

Adult friendship 

Friends with benefits, especially for those past 40.

"I have an adult friendship with David Duchovny" - Gillian Anderson

Adult friendship by GennnX April 26, 2016

Olympic-Sized Friendship

A friendship that can fit love, marriage, and children inside of it!!

Canadian ice dancers Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir have an olympic-sized friendship

Olympic-Sized Friendship by vmtwizzles July 30, 2018

friendship cuddle 

A deep hug lasting more than the standard, from a woman in need of comfort, while you attempt not to press your erection against her friendzoned body.

"She was all sad and shit, and just wanted me to sit and friendship cuddle. And I'm sitting there with a giant hard on."

friendship cuddle by THE DAVAD April 21, 2016

Friendship Embargo 

A friendship embargo is an immediate ceasing of all exchange of friendly gestures, activities, and pleasantries with your near and dear friends. This is typically declared when your friends irritate you, annoy you, offend you or otherwise cause your mood to damper beyond the normal repair.

Francisco: "I declare friendship embargo!!!!"
Teddly: "Well, looks like Francisco declared friendship embargo on us. It's ok, it will end when he realizes he has no other friends."

Friendship Embargo by Teddly Trollsevelt December 8, 2020