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Friend face is a great new site for meeting people. How does it work?
Friendface works along the same principles as a cold or a terrible plague. But it’s not disgusting germs that Friendface spreads,it’s friendship. Each Friendface page is like a Petri dish filled with friendship germs! When you stick your face into the dish, you may come away with millions of other people attached to your face! That’s right, it’s basically a diseased face of friendship. Just sign up with Friendface by giving us all your personal information, and we’ll provide a web page where you can meet new friends, catch up with old ones, and maybe find that special someone. Don’t think about germs now, that analogy is over. Now it’s just love and companionship, and everything’s fine. We own everything you put on Friendface, it says so in the Terms and Agreements. But don’t worry about that, we won’t use it to do anything bad, we promise! Just think about love and companionship, and everything’s fine. Friendface! Friendface! FRIENDFACE.
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by Professor sad September 2, 2020
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friendcest

Friendcest. Noun. The act of interdating among a cliche or crowd of friends. Also dating a friend's ex. or sibling.
Alt. spelling: frencest.

Analogy:
Friends:Friendcest::Family:incest

Friendcestuous. Adj. describing a group of friends who have all dated each other, each other's exes, and each other's family members or an individual in said group. A small dating pool, the equivalent of a small gene pool.
You: I can't believe she is dating her friend's ex. again. After having dated her friend's brother too!
Me: She loves to commit friendcest.

or

You: Man, that crowd is like a soap opera. They've all hooked up in every possible combination.
Me: How friendcestuous.

or

Me: Be careful before you date him. I hear engages in frencest.
by mepwave February 18, 2009
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Friendfiction

Tina wrote an erotic friendfiction about all of her friends at school.
by MewWinx96 January 20, 2013
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Friendcenary

A friendcenary, sometimes known as a friend of a friend, is an individual who is friends with a group of people but is only a known by one person of the group, is otherwise an outsider of the group, and is not an official friend of anyone.

Friendcenaries are seen in parties or when your friend brings their friend you don't know, their payment is usually just socializing because otherwise they are often outcasts.
Everyone flaked on me so I became a friendcenary.
by scirom92 August 9, 2020
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friendcel

A person incapable of making or keeping friends, devoid of friendship or affection.
Derrived from the term "incel"
Dude: "I'm so lonely, I have no friends. I'm literally a friendcel"
by Hijac August 16, 2022
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friendaversary

The aniversary of being friends with a person.

NOTE: This only works if you remember the exact date you met
Rosalie: Ohmigosh!!!
Alice: What???
Rosalie: What day is it??
Alice: The nineth, why?
Rosalie: It's our friendaversary!!! We have known eachother for one year today!!!!
by Pointeshoejen May 9, 2009
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Friendmaker

Could also be spelled "Friend-maker"

An interesting person who's biggest talent is to make friends/contacts in all sorts of circles and whatever the circumstances are.

A person whose first impression is well liked by almost everyone.
Person #1: "Hey I met a real nice guy last night. Do you know anybody named Rob?"

Person #2: "Rob? Yeah, everybody knows Rob! He's a really nice guy...he's a typical friendmaker!"
by Waow Rabalder March 21, 2009
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