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FriendFuck

Fucking one of your friends just once, only to never have any sexual content ever again.
FriendFuck by The Adjonasis June 16, 2016

bi-friend-fucker 

when you have known someone of the same sex for many years and do sexual favors for eachother, without feeling gay about it. for males it's usually sucking eachother or jerking eachtother off. to help not feel gay about this, try watching porn while they suck or jerk you. for women, usually they use dildos or finger or lick eachother. once again, use porn to help.
guy 1: hey you want to go down to your basement and do a little something something?

guy 2: i guess so, let me just grab my ipod.

guy 1: why?

guy 2: so i can watch this milf suck this guys dick POV so i dont feel gay.

guy 1: good idea.

guy 1 is a bi-friend-fucker.
bi-friend-fucker by fabledman November 22, 2009

friend fucker 

A good friend, homie, or pard that commits actions considered unfriendly, uncaring, and inconsiderate. Can be interpreted as a joke or warning to avoid bad friend behavior.
luke is a friend fucker, i got a ride with him to the park and he left me there with out letting me know.
friend fucker by Lou Dumas!!!! November 10, 2010

fredfucker

Jasmine is a fredfucker
fredfucker by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 17, 2018

FRIEND FUCKER 

IS A MAN OR WOMAN WHO FUCKS OR TRIES TO FUCK HIS OR HER MATES GOOD FRIENDS. 1 WHO TRIES TO FUCK BETWEEN GOODS FRIENDS.
JOHN IS TARAS BOYFRIEND! JOHN IS FUCKING AND TRYING TO FUCK TARAS FRIENDS. AND IF THE FRIEND IS A BIT BETTER LEAVES TARA FOR THE FRIEND. JOHN EVENTUALLY GOES BACK TO TARA. AND TRIES TO FUCK A DIFFRENT FRIEND! JOHN IS A FRIEND FUCKER!
FRIEND FUCKER by YUM49 December 20, 2008

friendjacker

When a new friend of yours in turn befriends one of your old friends and monopolizes his/her social schedule, effectively locking you out from that old friend.
She's a total friendjacker -- Magnus can't go biking with me because they are rock climbing AGAIN!
friendjacker by Impunity October 9, 2008
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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