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friendchod 

Someone who screws their friends over.
You are such a friendchod, you would rat me out in front of the principal.
friendchod by Raju Kileep June 28, 2013
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Friendhoe 

A fake friend who cuts off ties with other supposed friends to rise up the ranks of popularity.
Wow that girl is such a friendhoe. She just unfriended everyone to be more popular.
Friendhoe by thisbitchho March 2, 2019

friendhole 

A friend, who is sometimes a friend, but usually an asshole.
I helped a bunch of my freaking friendholes plan a party and then they didn't invite me.
friendhole by Matt Coon August 2, 2007

friendwhore 

One who obsessively tries to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending" feature such as LiveJournal, GreatestJournal, DeadJournal, Rooster Teeth Productions, Red vs Blue and other alike websites and message boards with such a function.
"I added three hundred people to my buddy list on LiveJournal!" said the friendwhore.
"You're a friendwhore!" replied the non-friendwhore.
friendwhore by Cloud March 7, 2005

friendho 

One who befriends and friend-requests as many people on MySpace as possible; one who engages in the act of friendhoarding.
Sandra has 328 friends and only knows 2 of them. What a friendho!
friendho by musicguy July 20, 2008

friendhoarding

A psychological disorder that makes one add as many friends as possible to their facebook or myspace accounts to fill the void in their diminishing real-world social lives.
Manny's eyes are bloodshot, I bet he was up all night friendhoarding on myspace. what a douchebag!
friendhoarding by Molson Dan September 27, 2005

Friendchise 

Your social media "friends" who help you promote your business or tell all their friends to buy your stuff.
Sandra: Wow Emily that's a beautiful new necklace you've created, you going to sell it on Etsy?

Emily: Yep, and then I'm going to friendchise it so it sells faster.
Friendchise by rahdesign August 11, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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