friendchod

Someone who screws their friends over.

You are such a friendchod, you would rat me out in front of the principal.

by Raju Kileep June 28, 2013

Friendhoe

A fake friend who cuts off ties with other supposed friends to rise up the ranks of popularity.

Wow that girl is such a friendhoe. She just unfriended everyone to be more popular.

by thisbitchho March 2, 2019

friendhole

A friend, who is sometimes a friend, but usually an asshole.

I helped a bunch of my freaking friendholes plan a party and then they didn't invite me.

by Matt Coon August 2, 2007

friendwhore

One who obsessively tries to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending" feature such as LiveJournal, GreatestJournal, DeadJournal, Rooster Teeth Productions, Red vs Blue and other alike websites and message boards with such a function.

"I added three hundred people to my buddy list on LiveJournal!" said the friendwhore.
"You're a friendwhore!" replied the non-friendwhore.

by Cloud March 7, 2005

friendho

One who befriends and friend-requests as many people on MySpace as possible; one who engages in the act of friendhoarding.

Sandra has 328 friends and only knows 2 of them. What a friendho!

by musicguy July 20, 2008

friendhoarding

A psychological disorder that makes one add as many friends as possible to their facebook or myspace accounts to fill the void in their diminishing real-world social lives.

Manny's eyes are bloodshot, I bet he was up all night friendhoarding on myspace. what a douchebag!

by Molson Dan September 27, 2005

Friendchise

Your social media "friends" who help you promote your business or tell all their friends to buy your stuff.

Sandra: Wow Emily that's a beautiful new necklace you've created, you going to sell it on Etsy?

Emily: Yep, and then I'm going to friendchise it so it sells faster.

by rahdesign August 11, 2010