Friendchise 

Your social media "friends" who help you promote your business or tell all their friends to buy your stuff.

Sandra: Wow Emily that's a beautiful new necklace you've created, you going to sell it on Etsy?

Emily: Yep, and then I'm going to friendchise it so it sells faster.

Friendchise by rahdesign August 11, 2010

friendshield 

Verbalized noun: 1) your friend, standing emotionally in front of you purposely taking the bug splats of unfriendliness.

2) The part of your friendship that is transparent enough to overlook your friends oversharing.

1) I normally wouldn't go to one of Tom's partys, he's such an ass; but with Alicia as friendshield it might be fun.
2) Jenny was telling me about her girlfriends yeast infection, now my friendshield's all dirty.

friendshield by Knowmad January 1, 2010

Friendcierge 

A Friendcierge is that great friend who will advise you on everything. Where to go, what to do, what to buy, what's hot and not, what's cool and not so cool. They wil gladly provide solid advice on just about everything and you value their opinion. A great friend with great advice.

So i called my Friendcierge and she advised me to buy expensive designer shoes, which I couldn't afford. Years later, I'm still wearing and loving them. They were worth every penny! Great Advice from a Great Friend.

Friendcierge by suzgirl October 30, 2021

Friendwise 

Adjective.
1. To describe something that may be misinterpreted as romantic when it is in reality a friendly gesture.

2. How you feel when you are in the most special friendship.

Verb
3. Being wise regarding your friend. Almost a form of telepathic communication. A sixth sense.

1. Having Scott in my life makes me so happy and I want to give him the biggest smooch-friendwise.

2. After talking with Scott yesterday, I feel especially friendwise today.

3. My Friendwise-ness tells me that something is troubling my friend,even though he's not telling me.

Friendwise by LeSacotht May 16, 2007

Friendcidence

when two of your facebook friends from totally unrelated social circles somehow become friends.

I knew Lori from school and I dated Lisa. It was a total Friendcidence that they added each other on facebook.

Friendcidence by Mikey 5-0 August 17, 2010

Friendchip 

It's like friendship, only the person purporting to be your friend, has a chip on their shoulder which is part of the price of their friendship.
Alternatively, it is a relationship with a piece of computer hardware or software that is a better friend to you than any human you know.

Yeah, he and I have more of a friendchip, there are some things he'll never let go and I get to hear about it all.the.time.

Friendchip by GeekPapa October 17, 2015

frenchise 

loafer no riping

what the gramit lofer no riping frenchise

frenchise by walas June 23, 2008