One who obsessively tries to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending" feature such as LiveJournal, GreatestJournal, DeadJournal, Rooster Teeth Productions, Red vs Blue and other alike websites and message boards with such a function.
"I added three hundred people to my buddy list on LiveJournal!" said the friendwhore.
"You're a friendwhore!" replied the non-friendwhore.
"You're a friendwhore!" replied the non-friendwhore.
by Cloud March 7, 2005
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I don't want to introduce her to my new friend from work because she's a friendwhore and I know by the end of the night she'll be snap chatting their faces to her contact list.
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Someone who wants attention/friends so desperately that they will literally do anything to get them. Most of the time, however, these people have no friends.
You might be a friendwhore if you:
Smash up altoids and snort them, pretending it is cocaine.
Have the "NASCAR" #8 on your car.
Smoke pot.
Drink WAY too much.
Try to impress girls way too often/take off your shirt every five seconds.
Prefer to let your biceps do the talking when they, in fact, have no oral cavities.
Peel out in the Westbrook parking lot.
You think the word "redneck" is a good term, and adorn your car with bumper stickers that have so.
Have over 3,000 friends on myspace. No one has that many friends, not including Tom Hanks, of course.
Post more than one (1) bulletin per every three (3) day period on myspace.
"FOOOOOTTTBBBAAAAALLL" is your catchphrase, and main debate point.
Listen to techno.
Are extremely loud. As in, HOLY CRAP I CANNOT CHANGE MY VOICE DOES ANYONE LIKE ME YET LOL YOU'RE A SLUT WANNA HAVE BUTTSEX
For women, it slightly different. As in:
If you add "Teehee!" to the end of a sentence. ADDING IT DISREGARDS ANYTHING SAID BEFORE IT, AND MAKES MOST MEN STOP LISTENING.
As in:
"My house is on fire....teehee!"
"I'm so wasted....teehee!"
"I have so many friends...teehee!"
Contrary to popular belief, the "icy bitch" personality does belong in the friendwhore category.
You might be a friendwhore if you:
Smash up altoids and snort them, pretending it is cocaine.
Have the "NASCAR" #8 on your car.
Smoke pot.
Drink WAY too much.
Try to impress girls way too often/take off your shirt every five seconds.
Prefer to let your biceps do the talking when they, in fact, have no oral cavities.
Peel out in the Westbrook parking lot.
You think the word "redneck" is a good term, and adorn your car with bumper stickers that have so.
Have over 3,000 friends on myspace. No one has that many friends, not including Tom Hanks, of course.
Post more than one (1) bulletin per every three (3) day period on myspace.
"FOOOOOTTTBBBAAAAALLL" is your catchphrase, and main debate point.
Listen to techno.
Are extremely loud. As in, HOLY CRAP I CANNOT CHANGE MY VOICE DOES ANYONE LIKE ME YET LOL YOU'RE A SLUT WANNA HAVE BUTTSEX
For women, it slightly different. As in:
If you add "Teehee!" to the end of a sentence. ADDING IT DISREGARDS ANYTHING SAID BEFORE IT, AND MAKES MOST MEN STOP LISTENING.
As in:
"My house is on fire....teehee!"
"I'm so wasted....teehee!"
"I have so many friends...teehee!"
Contrary to popular belief, the "icy bitch" personality does belong in the friendwhore category.
"DOOD YOU GUYS WANNA GO GET WASTED?!!?!?!?"
"No....not really.
"LOL YOU'RE A PUSSY LITTLE BITCH"
*peels out while listening to techno and snorting altoids*
"FOOOOTTTTTBBBBAAAALLLL!"
*rips off shirt, exposing pasty white stickboy chest, and later dies of AIDs two years later, without getting laid*
This, friends, is a massive friendwhore. You are warned. Preliminary signs of becoming a friendwhore are:
Buying a Ford Mustang.
Being an asshole.
Not being able to control/modulate your voice.
Getting anything with the rebel flag on it. This includes, but is not limited to:
Tattoos, belt buckles, belts, bumper stickers, license plates, baby diapers, drinks, brands, cocaine, AIDs babies, giraffes, FEDEX packages and small children.
"No....not really.
"LOL YOU'RE A PUSSY LITTLE BITCH"
*peels out while listening to techno and snorting altoids*
"FOOOOTTTTTBBBBAAAALLLL!"
*rips off shirt, exposing pasty white stickboy chest, and later dies of AIDs two years later, without getting laid*
This, friends, is a massive friendwhore. You are warned. Preliminary signs of becoming a friendwhore are:
Buying a Ford Mustang.
Being an asshole.
Not being able to control/modulate your voice.
Getting anything with the rebel flag on it. This includes, but is not limited to:
Tattoos, belt buckles, belts, bumper stickers, license plates, baby diapers, drinks, brands, cocaine, AIDs babies, giraffes, FEDEX packages and small children.
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