Someone who pretends to be your friend in the hopes that they can eventually manipulate your friendly attachment to them into a romanticrelationship
"Bob keeps pretending to be friends with girls, then passive-aggressively trying to guilt them into dating him because he's such a Nice Guy. He's a real friendzone predator."
A particularly aggravating metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants to be friends. It is impossible to get over someone while in the friendzone, because, as friends, you still see them too often for them to be erased from your memory, and yet, you cannot be with them the way you want.
Person 1: Hypothetically, how would you react if I told you I like you?
Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you, but I want to just be friends.
Person 1 is now in the friendzone.
1) A man who goes above and beyond attempting to win the affection of someone they are attracted to but gets but in the friendzone anyway. Ser Friendzone is usually less self aware than the fabled [White Kinght].
2) Ser Jorah Mormont from George RR Martin'sGame of Thrones book series.
Mike really needs to give it up with Holly, he's moving close to being Ser Friendzone.
A friend who is a boy but deliberately not a boyfriend because you want no emotional attachments or jealousyissues if you feel like kissing other people.
Synonym: (man) friend with benefits
Variation: friendman
Example
-Hey Kate I saw you kissing some boy at a party. I though you had a boyfriend...
-He's not my boyfriend he is my friendboy, therefore we are free to share our love amongst other people providing we don't do it in front of eachother and that we don't get off with each other'sfriends.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.