friend perv

1. Someone that has perverted (sexual) agendas or interest towards their friends.
2. To friend perv is to engange in friend pervish activity.

You're SUCH a friend perv.

I'm so ashamed, I spent the weekend friend perving.

by Carablea May 3, 2005

friendterview

(noun)-The first time that your closest friends meet the new person you're dating; to seek a friend's opinion of a romantic prospect; combination of "friend" and "interview"

Paul brought his new lady to the party, but everyone knew it was a friendterview.

by Joemomma77 May 13, 2015

Friendervention

Friendervention (Noun): A friend intervention. To interfere with the formation or continuation of a friend's friendship with you, or the friendship of a friend with another friend that has been determined to be detrimental to some or all of the parties involved. (Verb: Friendervene)

Amanda staged the friendervention to help prevent Mikela from being sucked into Jenny's black vortex.

by JLKRed September 1, 2009

Friendservation

When you make a cell phone call to someone you know standing closer to the front of the line than you are currently. You then walk ahead in line to the person you just called, thus confirming your friendservation.

You see some douche butt in front of you in line while talking to someone on the phone. You then realize this douche is on the phone with someone toward the front of the line confirming his friendservation. It's bullshit really.

by Fatts Worum October 28, 2011