The act of getting a handie while pooping.
Jim only gets a French Twist from his wife on his birthday.

I had the runs so bad, I was surprised Gertrude wanted to give me a French Twist.
by Dickie Roberts, child star November 25, 2013
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Traditionally a "French Twist" is a hairstyle in which the hair is tucked into a vertical roll on the back of the head. However, "French Twist" can also be applied to the act of having sex because the penis is tucked into the vagina in the same sense.
*is best used to discribe this act with a chick who has a fat vagina.
"yeah- that bitch had me in a french twist all night long!"
by Docta Coopa April 28, 2008
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When you’re getting a blowjob and your girl decides to slobber all over your knob while moving her hands in opposite directions all the while you have your hand mixed in her hair and you can’t help but lay there like a blubbering seal.

WARNING: This will give her the pants in the relationship
Man Sarah gave me that slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist last night, and I can look her in the eyes anymore.
by RBGTheGod December 23, 2018
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when two thugs are going at it and attempt to make a helicopter by sucking cock while spinning.
Me and my homie performed the french bulldog twist last night, my mouth is still in shock.
by ThugOG May 11, 2022
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