Frelshing
Verb;
The sordid sexual practice when a Welshman fornicates with a sheep on his way home after
work, and then upon arriving home also enjoys coital relations with his
wife/significant other, without first washing his spunk-
trumpet.
The portmanteau taken from the conjoining of Welshmen with a penchant for sheep, with the French and their commonly accepted aversion to personal hygiene.
"Right, that's it Dai, I'
m done for the day down these mines. I'm off home to give my
Betty a good frelshing before
tea, see?"