Definitions by jh

Cock 

A devise on men that doubles as a pool thermometer and a hot girl detector

Here let me use my cock to check the pool temp.

Cock by JH May 12, 2014

Yoda 

coolest character ever. most over-quoted character ever.

Philosophy teacher writes on board,
"Do or do not, there is no try."
He says, "does anyone know who said this?"
*every hand goes up*

Yoda by jh May 13, 2005

PAL-Z 

Obese know-it-all. Prime example of what a nose, or eyebrows, should not look like. What happens when you eat everything in sight, and have never set eyes on a hairbrush, or the sun.

1: Look, a PAL-Z, over there!
2: *yelling* STOP EATING!

PAL-Z by JH March 27, 2005

Jorge B. Aguilar

JORGE
A super sexy hot man. Wonderful... He is like a GOD!!!

Jorge Aguilar makes my pussy sooooo wet!

Jorge B. Aguilar by JH March 7, 2005

quimfer 

a quimfer is a person who sniffs male bikeseats and gets a kick out of it.

vergil: my ho did you get a wiff of that seat over their
Gordon: Why no what on earth would i do that for
vergil: well for kicks i am a quimfer
Gordon: oh realy thats very nice

quimfer by JH February 22, 2005

slow your rolls 

Used twoard some one who moves relativly fast in relation to speach, movement, and generally life.

John never has a moment to stop and think.
John pushes and pushes blindedly to get what he wants.
John franticly thinks life is wasting away.
John needs to slow his rolls.

slow your rolls by JH January 24, 2005

lebenese eye goggles 

The act of hovering your testicles over an individual, and slowing lowering down until one testicle falls into each eye socket, resembling goggles which may or may not have originated in lebenon.

"My buddy was passed out on the floor, so we decided to to administer some lebenese eye goggles for our entertainment, and photo opportunities."

lebenese eye goggles by jh January 17, 2005