Frelshing 

Frelshing

Verb;

The sordid sexual practice when a Welshman fornicates with a sheep on his way home after work, and then upon arriving home also enjoys coital relations with his wife/significant other, without first washing his spunk-trumpet.

The portmanteau taken from the conjoining of Welshmen with a penchant for sheep, with the French and their commonly accepted aversion to personal hygiene.

"Right, that's it Dai, I'm done for the day down these mines. I'm off home to give my Betty a good frelshing before tea, see?"

Frelshing by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023

frelling 

The "F" word substitute for the TV series Farscape. Using "Frelling" allowed the characters to swear at will making it seem natural.

Farscape (1999–2003) is a science fiction television series, featuring a present-day astronaut who accidentally travels through a wormhole to a distant galaxy on the other side of the Universe.

Example - Your favourite coat has just been ruined by a stray shot from a pulse pistol. "Frell! You've destroyed my frelling favourite coat you frelling piece of dren (qv)"

frelling by John Creighton February 10, 2007

Felching the clown 

1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.

2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.

1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.

I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.

2. I fantasize about felching clowns.

Felching the clown by Selevan May 3, 2013

freshling 

A young licensed skydiver who has less than 150 jumps, or who has jumped out of airplanes for less than 18 months. Also known as a 'Fresh Flyer', the freshling is like a baby skydiver dear to the community, whom mentors and older jumpers teach techniques and safety content to. The term was created during the first edition of Fresh Meet, a competition designed for licensed jumpers with less than 150 jumps, at Skydive Perris, California.

"My Freshlings are very good this year. They have only 50 jumps but they fly like pros!"

"Did you see Ben? He landed really hard on that jump!" "He's still a freshling, we should give him some advice on how to not crash on the ground"

freshling by Choupinette_17 April 10, 2019

Turkish Felching

The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.

Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof

Turkish Felching by The man with two plans December 4, 2011

Felching For Duckbutter 

The two part act of sucking semen out of the anus with a straw while maintaining enough of a vacuum to get the greasy, and sometimes chunky duckbutter that runs along the taint.

Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.

Felching For Duckbutter by FupaGunt August 7, 2011

Froshing 

an initiation of freshman, usually involving pain or embarrasment. While these activities were originally intended as harmless fun, they have, over the years, become intimidating, demeaning and degrading rites of passage.

#1
A: For your froshing you must drink one beer every minute for the next hour, standing extremly still, without peeing. Move and your ass is grass.

#2
A: We totally we so close to getting busted while froshing those newbs.
B: We are so lucky we can run faster than than those pigs.

Froshing by Robotwholearned December 9, 2008