Frelshing
Verb;
The sordid sexual practice when a Welshman fornicates with a
sheep on his way home after work, and then upon arriving home also enjoys coital relations with his wife/significant other, without first washing his spunk-
trumpet.
The portmanteau taken from the conjoining of Welshmen with a penchant for
sheep, with the French and their commonly accepted aversion to personal hygiene.