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Two people dating who quickly foregt all joys and others, including halo, friends, the real world, earth, or anyhting asociated with good sober people. They spend so much time together they mutate into one person, the femail controling the mind and body, the mail controling the ... nothing. Inspired by Fran and Reid.
Would somebody please throw a shoe at Fried, I can't watch this anymore.
freid by Nick Jem April 14, 2005
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Freddie Mercury Syndrome 

This is the definition of your existence - ‘I don’t want to die; sometimes wish I’d never been born at all’
Simran: Hi guys! All well?
Jasmine: Yes, bruh. How about you, ronka?
Ronak: A little blue today; I think I have Freddie Mercury Syndrome

Freddy D 

The act of staying 2 hours every night after your shift to milk overtime.
I needed extra money for Taco Tuesdays, so I pulled a Freddy D last night.
Freddy D by Bob Zamule April 11, 2017

Feridon's Creampit 

A sacred and holy pit that is roughly 50 meters deep and filled with gallons of Feridon's potent ejaculations. Typically used as the grounds of a sacred blood ritual involving the mutilation and sacrifice of 7 Mongolian child sex slaves who are then tossed in the creampit, dissolving and mixing with the sperm, in order to gain an audience with Feridon.
"What do you mean the child sex slaves escaped my speed chamber? What am I supposed to tribute to Feridon's creampit now?"

bald freddy 

edited version of the actor Freddy Carter (Shadow and Bone, Free Rein) in which he is depicted with no hair. These pictures have circulated around social media and are often created by individuals and then shared on Instagram and Tiktok.
"what did you do today?"
"I edited pictures of Bald Freddy"
"Very cool"
bald freddy by intrxpide July 7, 2021

freddys mega roleplay 

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Freddybear 

Feddybear was a player who was best known for begging for bonds and subscriptions. Feddybear was originally from Mexico, and due to his unfortunate living circumstances in the slums, he was often seen pleading for virtual items. Many players in the Runescape community found Feddybear to be quite bothersome due to his constant begging for in-game items. He was known for starting arguments with other players and crying to moderators when someone said something offensive to him, despite his use of foul language and insults towards others.

The final straw came when the leader of the Runescape community "Sparc Mac" finally decided that he had enough of Feddybear's nonsense. Feddybear was deranked for constantly breaking the rules, and for being a cry baby who made false claims of offences to the mods while he did the same.

Feddybear's downfall can be traced back to his non-English speaking background. He often had trouble articulating himself properly, leading to misunderstandings and making him an easy target for ridicule. Despite having this weakness, Feddybear never tried to improve his English and continued to beg for items to ease his troubles in the game and in real life.
Instead of working hard to gain items, I'm going to beg for them = Freddybear