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Freidank 

1. If younger sibling, likely to be short, but has huge cock and easily satisfies all women with tongue lashings, esp. large women.

2. If older sibling, likely to have bad manners, small dick, and could possibly switch hit (not the baseball term).
1. He proved to her he is a Freidank.

2. I bumped into a Freidank today, and he blew me a kiss then said toodles.
Freidank by I've had both January 15, 2010
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Derived from the days of the week, it is a holiday of sorts. It takes place every last Friday of every month in which a person smokes marijuana. The celebration of said day can also depend on a persons emotional status and or accesibility to said illicit narcotics.

NOTE: May also be used with any other day of the week, and/or any Friday in the month.
Jairo B. and Izzy T. celebrate Fridank every last Friday of the month.

Izzy T. was going to work on Fridank, but realized the occasion and completely missed work for the next three weeks.
fridank by jaidz bonillz February 1, 2010
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