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Freckled jesus 

Freckled Jesus:

Marco bodt from the anime Attack on Titan, known for his freckles. When Jean imagines Marco in front of him, a light shines behind Marco. That making Marco freckled jesus.
Freckled jesus by TheNerdyMonstah January 2, 2014

freakasaurus 

Basically someone crazy. Kind of a synonym of "freak", but there is no humor in calling someone a freak, so if you want humor, call them a freakasaurus.
Freakasaurus was also mentioned in episode 15, season 2, of Star Trek: Voyager.
Has anyone ever told you you're a real freakasaurus?
freakasaurus by jdm89 January 25, 2017

Frecktoo 

A tattoo that has been inked over a freckled area of the body.
Dude, look at that girl's frecktoo, is it of a cougar or a cheetah?

hot freckles 

Guy #1, "Damn, Brittany's pretty hot."
Guy #2, "I'd stay away from that, she's got hot freckles."
hot freckles by Hot Lunch May 11, 2016

Freckle theory 

Postulated by a non-freckled human. The theory proposes with enough sun exposure a freckled person's freckles will eventually connect - seemingly making them very tan, but in fact just making them a giant freckle. This theory has not yet been proven, only tanning creams have helped self-loathing freckled individuals achieve this.
Steve: Did you see Martha the other day?
John: Yeah she's been on the beach every day; testing out the freckle theory I presume.
Steve: She sure would make one sexy giant freckle!
John: True story.
Freckle theory by Lauren Lynch June 10, 2008

Screen Freckles

The little dried pieces of flegm, mung, snot, and boogers on one's computer screen from continuous coughing without covering one's mouth.
Dude, I can hardly read this Urban Dictionary definition because of all your damned screen freckles!
Screen Freckles by bukowsky January 5, 2010