6 definitions by Squinty Eyed Bastard
The year Donald Trump begins his path to the genocide of mexicans, Muslims and eventually any non-white ethnic group.
by Squinty Eyed Bastard February 26, 2016
by Squinty Eyed Bastard July 13, 2014
by Squinty Eyed Bastard January 10, 2015
A small container of man juice carried in one's pocket to be thrown in an enemy's face. Can be used for self defense purposes or to defile a lesser human being.
Travis: Hey aren't you...?
Al: POCKET JIZZ! *throws pocket jizz*
Travis: Aah my eyes!
Al: Bravo 2 to base, we have successfully defiled the objective.
Al: POCKET JIZZ! *throws pocket jizz*
Travis: Aah my eyes!
Al: Bravo 2 to base, we have successfully defiled the objective.
by Squinty Eyed Bastard April 10, 2015
That one male relative that manages to always embarass you by acting retarded, saying things that make no sense and by having random angry outbursts over trivial things.
by Squinty Eyed Bastard June 26, 2015
by Squinty Eyed Bastard January 10, 2015