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Frazturbate 

This is an unusual variant of the common 'shank (shower wank). It involves a very specific routine of begining the ritual of self-endulgance with hot shower water until fully erect. However, there is a subtle twist compared with the conventional 'shank'. At the point of full erection, the hot water tap is turned off, leading to ice cold temperatures. It is left at this temperature until the erection has fully deflated and the testicles retreated internally. After this the hot water is turned back on and the act of masturbation is continued until final climax. It is believed the logic behind 'fratuzbation' is to increase the sexual pleasure of the final orgasm.
John frazturbated in the shower.

John and his friends frazturbated together.

John frazturbated for heightened sexual pleasure.
Frazturbate by The Witness93 October 7, 2012
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flaturbate 

To fart while masturbating.
Last night I flaturbated and it ruined my good time.
flaturbate by K@ E. June 20, 2007

fasturbate 

1) the act of masturbating when in a hurry

2) masturbation under time-restrictions
my parents were coming home soon so I had to fasturbate
fasturbate by Chris "KMoney" Mason December 2, 2005

fraturbate 

the act of masturbating while drinking a low quality beer and wearing a backwards hat.
Tim fraturbated all day yesterday in the Pike house.
fraturbate by MEATDONKEE April 29, 2010

frusturbate 

When a person is frustrated because of events of the day, he/she frusturbates to relieve themselves.
My friend Devin frusturbates because he has no girlfriend.
frusturbate by The Shiz December 12, 2003

fapturbate 

Austin's sister is really hot. I'm going to fapturbate to her.
fapturbate by BFFN July 11, 2009

Fasturbate 

When you masturbate really hard to send yourself to sleep.
When you masturbate really hard because you hear a noise from the building you're in but have to finish.
I heard the keys in the door so I fasturbated
Fasturbate by Eboracum December 3, 2014
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