franzian

A girl who is petite, funny, and loud. She trusts you instantly but if you break that trust you will never earn it again. She is a hottie usually a water sign but nonetheless a franzian would be a great friend and a girlfriend to have.

Look at franzian she’s so pretty and hot.
Is franzian a friend of yours?

by Nbdy05656 November 22, 2021

FrankiAna

A ship name for Franki Russell and Diana Mackey. Intellectuals started shipping them because of their undeniable chemistry, and shocking similarities.
Their Fandom is one of the MEANEST of all, mess with their fans and you will rot in hell.

"Hey do you ship frankiana?"
"Nah dude, they have chemistry, I won't deny that. But I'm homophobic and I'm stupid that's why I'm more of a hetero shipper"
"ah you lack braincells"
"I know, I'm sorry"

by antihomophobicbitches August 26, 2019

Franziating

The act of consuming copious amounts of boxed wine, particularly Franzia.

"What are you guys doing tonight?"

"Oh..well, we're Franziating then heading to the bar around 11."

by TimGraham February 7, 2007

Franzia

Drink of the Gods. Designated to be the greatest drink of them all, by Dionysus the ancient greek god of wine, theatre, and crocs, Franzia has become world renowned for its elegant taste and almost imortal style of soul which few alcoholic beverages can even begin to rivil in terms of economic happenstance and awesomeness.

It is often regarded as customary to bring one's own box of select Franzia to fine meals when dinning out, such actions are thought to be the mark of the upper glass.

After hitting on a few hotties on the dance floor, Skeeter ended up bringing Yolanda back to his flat. Wanting to make an impression he devised a four course candlelight dinner. After untwisting the Franzia and pouring a few glasses, everything was tongue and cheek. They didn't make it past the appetizer.

by Bruce Finklestein Coolio December 15, 2008

Franzia Stand

the act of holding a bag of franzia wine over your head and drinking as much as possible.

Greg's eyes beamed with accomplishment after finishing a 45 second Franzia Stand.

by Charles Rice June 27, 2006

tour de franzia

contestants race to finish a bag of franzia wine, and then ride bikes.

dude what did you do to your elbow?

tour de franzia last night, bro

by fenderbender41 May 21, 2010

le tour de franzia

Le Tour de Franzia is a drinking game in which the point is to consume a 5L box of wine as fast as possible. Usually requiring a team. Each team gets a color corresponding to their varietal of choice.

Dude I thought I was Lance Drinkstrong last night and did le Tour de Franzia by myself.

How long did you puke afterwards.

2 hours

by Rapcallion 1 RVA September 4, 2006