frakenduck

Frakenduck

Ow that Frakenduck is one ugly duck

by Nettser September 4, 2019

frankenfuck

noun
Hypothetical.
The ideal sex partner, composed from the best parts and features of different people.

verb
Hypothetical.
To have sex with a frankenfuck.

COWORKER 1:
Hey Doug, who's your frankenfuck (noun)?

COWORKER 2:
Well, let me see, Larry... I'd have to say Cheryl's ass on... Tammy's torso... with Tina's tits... and Monique's head.

COWORKER 1:
Yeah, I'd definitely frankenfuck (verb) that.

by Ronny Mecca October 31, 2007

Frankendeck

A deck of PowerPoint slides that's been repeatedly added to over the years without ever having anything removed. Hideously overgrown and disorganized, it's developed an out-of-control, audience-killing, twisted life of its own.

"That Frankendeck I got from Marketing just killed my biggest customer!"

by Teambuilder June 16, 2016

Frakenackle

Frakenackle.

Descriptive noun. Can be used in meetings and politically correct arenas in place of the ever popular 'profanity' which coincidentally also begins with the letter 'F'.
Verb form: "frackenackled" (such as) oh my god, that darn cable company. I'm frackenackled again!'

What the Frakenackle just happened here?

My ex really frackenackled me over.

That is a frackenackle mess.

by Trinity River January 24, 2017

Frankenfuck

A slang term for Necrophilia in a positive way

While frankenfucking may be illegal, plenty of people just do it in the mausoleums.

by ksa101 May 15, 2015

frankenfuck

1. Having sex with an ugly girl

2. Having sex with a girl that you wouldn't let your friends catch you dead with (something is wrong with her)

"Yea right, I'll give that girl a call if I'm lookin' for a frankenfuck."

by mrdirty March 21, 2008

frankendick

Is used to describe a man's genitalia that is so fucking creepy looking that it looks like Frankenstein's penis.

He was cute and I would have fucked him but when he pulled his pants off his junk was so ugly it looked like a frankendick. I'm pretty sure that there were little bolts on the side of its head too but they might have just been warts.

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017