Frankenfuckup

The worst case mashup that causes mayhem.

Noun. I would love to hang out, but there's a good chance there's a body in the basement. I don't want to be a frankenfuckup.

Frankenfuckup by Jennis TheMenace July 19, 2023

frankenfuck 

noun
Hypothetical.
The ideal sex partner, composed from the best parts and features of different people.

verb
Hypothetical.
To have sex with a frankenfuck.

COWORKER 1:
Hey Doug, who's your frankenfuck (noun)?

COWORKER 2:
Well, let me see, Larry... I'd have to say Cheryl's ass on... Tammy's torso... with Tina's tits... and Monique's head.

COWORKER 1:
Yeah, I'd definitely frankenfuck (verb) that.

frankenfuck by Ronny Mecca October 31, 2007

Frankenfuck 

A slang term for Necrophilia in a positive way

While frankenfucking may be illegal, plenty of people just do it in the mausoleums.

Frankenfuck by ksa101 May 15, 2015

frankenfuck 

1. Having sex with an ugly girl

2. Having sex with a girl that you wouldn't let your friends catch you dead with (something is wrong with her)

"Yea right, I'll give that girl a call if I'm lookin' for a frankenfuck."

frankenfuck by mrdirty March 21, 2008

frankenfuck 

A Dead Fuck

"Man I was so disappointed when I got laid last night, 'Ol girl was a Frankenfuck. "

frankenfuck by cobo_pro May 8, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019