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frankenfuck 

noun
Hypothetical.
The ideal sex partner, composed from the best parts and features of different people.

verb
Hypothetical.
To have sex with a frankenfuck.
COWORKER 1:
Hey Doug, who's your frankenfuck (noun)?

COWORKER 2:
Well, let me see, Larry... I'd have to say Cheryl's ass on... Tammy's torso... with Tina's tits... and Monique's head.

COWORKER 1:
Yeah, I'd definitely frankenfuck (verb) that.
frankenfuck by Ronny Mecca October 31, 2007
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Frankenfuck 

A slang term for Necrophilia in a positive way
While frankenfucking may be illegal, plenty of people just do it in the mausoleums.
Frankenfuck by ksa101 May 15, 2015

frankenfuck 

1. Having sex with an ugly girl

2. Having sex with a girl that you wouldn't let your friends catch you dead with (something is wrong with her)
"Yea right, I'll give that girl a call if I'm lookin' for a frankenfuck."
frankenfuck by mrdirty March 21, 2008

frankenfuck 

A Dead Fuck
"Man I was so disappointed when I got laid last night, 'Ol girl was a Frankenfuck. "
frankenfuck by cobo_pro May 8, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026