fragman

Man who obtained the capacity of attract blonde swedes to his current location.

Fragman took all that swede chicks to his bed. I wish I could be him.

fragman by FragMan! February 4, 2008

fragman

fag

He sucks dicks so he is a fag

fragman by Griff October 14, 2003

FAGMAN 

An Investing Acronym simliar to FANG. Often seen used in the various investing and trading reddit communities. FAGMAN stands for Facebook Apple Google Microsoft Amazon Netflix. It implies buying (or selling) the biggest tech stocks which have been the biggest growth stocks the past few years, and offered by far the best results.

I need to buy more calls in FAGMAN.
I know, right? If only I had my money in FAGMAN I'd own a yacht by now.

FAGMAN by autistictrader October 25, 2018

Flagman 

Flagman is the god of farts. When someone farts you must mention the name of Flagman or someone else that hears it can punch you if they say it first.

Philip: Hey Terrance
Terrance: Yes Philip?
Philip: *farts*
Terrance: Flagman *punches Philip*
Philip: You got me buddy!

Flagman by Flagman1717 August 8, 2019

fragment consider revising

The most useless grammar error in Microsoft word.
No one can quite work out why it appears, or how to correct the sentence. Some have had success in removing the green line the accompanies the "fragment consider revising" grammatical error, by simply adding comma's (,) and full stops (.) randomly in the area underlined by the grammar check. Allmost everyone has an encounter with this error at one stage while using Microsoft word and some question why the developers even bothered implemented such as useless feature.
Rumour has it, the one who can remove the error from a sentence will be the legendary soul who will lead Microsoft to defeat, and the uprising of Linux will begin. (Mac’s don’t have a part in this because the lack of evolution has meant their mouse only has one button)

User writes the following in Microsoft word 2003: "Classification definitions, the definitions for people who are employed, and for those who are not employed may not be suitable."
Microsoft grammar check: fragment consider revising
User has no indication of how to correct the error.

fragment consider revising by >:( matt September 1, 2008

Frogman 

Nickname for Navy SEALs

Don't fuck with that guy, he's an ex frogman and is capable of killing you in over 200 ways in less than a second.

Frogman by David Sky May 12, 2007

Heinous Anus Fragrance 

Flatulence of the worst kind. A severe fart that is like an obscene phone call from nature. The air--dank, fetid, unsavory and far from fresh--feels as if it is being exhaled into one's face from a nuclear blast channeled through an unkempt brown eye. Sometimes the smell even tastes like effluvious rotting death- beer vomit, infected diarrhea, gangrene, and the mystery smell of the river entering the ocean at low tide, amplifying the intrusion of feculent compost. It is obscene and repulsive, harsh and violent at the same time. In close proximity, miles from the barking bowels of the guilty anus, the air maintains this quality of putrid death, although unknown where it acquired a tinge of Satan's rectum, perhaps due to fumes expelled by tormented souls asses being delivered by rancid demons.

A smell awoke him. It was a scent as old as time. It was a hundred aromas of a thousand skunks. It was the tang of sweaty underarm. It was the musk of rough anal sex. It was the muscular rot of Gruyère cheese in urine. It was the spice of rotting savorous road kill. Meaty and redolent of death with decay and repugnant rot. It was horrid and offensive and nauseating and obscene. It was solid and alive - so alive! And it was close, lying right next to him in fact. The vapors invaded his nostrils and his hair rose to their roots. His eyes were as heavy as manhole covers, but he opened them. Through the dying calm inside him snaked the horrible realization that she had expelled another heinous anus fragrance.

Heinous Anus Fragrance by keifermail April 15, 2014