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Flagman is the god of farts. When someone farts you must mention the name of Flagman or someone else that hears it can punch you if they say it first.
Philip: Hey Terrance
Terrance: Yes Philip?
Philip: *farts*
Terrance: Flagman *punches Philip*
Philip: You got me buddy!
Flagman by Flagman1717 August 8, 2019
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A person that ensures a country's flag is never tattered, torn or faded on personal and business properties.
The flagman removed the tattered Canadian flag on the school's flagpole and replaced it was a new flag.
flagman by zuker February 18, 2017
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Countess Boochie Flagrante 

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
An Investing Acronym simliar to FANG. Often seen used in the various investing and trading reddit communities. FAGMAN stands for Facebook Apple Google Microsoft Amazon Netflix. It implies buying (or selling) the biggest tech stocks which have been the biggest growth stocks the past few years, and offered by far the best results.
I need to buy more calls in FAGMAN.
I know, right? If only I had my money in FAGMAN I'd own a yacht by now.
FAGMAN by autistictrader October 25, 2018
This is another word for green
Yoooo , I just had the best flagan curry
Flagan by Bacon Kethan June 27, 2019

Party Flagrant 

An extreme example of a party foul that results in the offender being kicked off the premises.

Analogous to an baseketball foul and flagrant.
No man, party Flagrant, he had to leave the party
Party Flagrant by TheKid1 July 12, 2010

flagrant fuck 

An insult to counter any form of blatant disrespect.
Dude, you're such a flagrant fuck! You intentionally pissed all over the toilet seat in a public restroom...
flagrant fuck by quetzaln January 12, 2007
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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