foryester 

The day before yesterday. Two days before today. Taken from the German word "vorgestern", which literally means "fore-yester".

See also overmorrow, the day after tomorrow, taken from the German word "uebermorgan", literally meaning "over-morrow".

Yesterday was Tuesday and foryester was Monday.

Today will be the foryester of overmorrow

foryester by Professor Dive April 16, 2020

urban forestry 

The art of male grooming of the 'forest' area. Although mainly by posh gentlemen, can sometimes apply to a 'lady' with quite a forest patch which needs to be 'deknotted' or tidied up.

I say old chap. One simply cannot make lunch today. One has a man coming round to help me with my Urban Forestry

urban forestry by ShittierJokes September 13, 2017

Amy Forster 

That one girl who is so beautiful, amazing and pretty that every guy in a 3 mile radius sees her radiance and looks at her in complete awe. She's extremely kind and always tries to help others. She's the type of person to have her favourite colour as Blue and try help everyone she can. She's also really shy and introverted but everyone loves her. She's truely the most amazing girl you could ever meet. Although she comes across as really nice she also tends to go for the stupid boys because she knows that they're better than everyone else. She's also that type of girl to be super smart at literally everything and everyone wishes they could be as smart as her but they all know they could never be as smart as her. She has a really good sense of humor and she laughs a lot, her laugh sounds like a kettle but everyone loves it.

Ugh.. I wish I knew an AMY FORSTER
My girlfriend is an AMY FORSTER
AMY FORSTER!!!

Amy Forster by NotAmyForster February 13, 2022

Forstering About 

Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.

The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.

Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.

Forstering About by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015

Kyle Forster 

A boy that can be incredibly smart, yet one of the most stupid people ever! Gets the best luck sometimes. They are also very funny, and have lots of friends.

i wish i was Kyle Forster

Funny Smart

Kyle Forster by Connor Phlanges. October 18, 2010

floch forster

Floch Forster is a character in the japanese series Attack on Titan and the Leader of the unfathomably based Yeagerist faction. His most defining traits are his patriotism, insane determination and absolute basedness in general.

Despite popular opinion he is also one of the bravest and selfless characters in the series.

"His determination rivals that of Floch Forster's"

floch forster by Xrista December 15, 2020

Freyster 

A really cool nickname for someone called Freya. Freysters are normally really cool and short but that doesn't matter because they get the gamer guys wanting to be with them.

Woah that girl gets all the gamers, she must be a Freyster.

Freyster by DirectionAndMagnitude69 January 1, 2019