by Kabioli March 8, 2008
a whimpy person, which keeps crying and complaining about how terrible their life is, although they are better off than anyone else around them, e.g. having hiphop-gangsta-playa-style clothes bought for them by their mother which are worth several hundred dollars, a suit for several hundred dollars, a macbook for several thousand dollars, have had a married five year older girlfriend who allowed them to have analsex with her all the time, spend most of the time smoking best quality weed while everyone else is forced to smoke cheap pot while not willing to share it, have got busted while driving their car stoned and drunk several times withouth having to lose their driving license because their mother knew the local police chief, and so on.
a forster will always cry and bitch and tell everyone how he or she will blow his or her brains out with his father's gun. he or she will always tell their problems to everyone, no matter whether that person wants to hear them or not. however, if demanded to return the favor of listening to one own's problems, they will not listen to you and instead start to ignore you.
synonyms: pussy, emo, faggot
a forster will always cry and bitch and tell everyone how he or she will blow his or her brains out with his father's gun. he or she will always tell their problems to everyone, no matter whether that person wants to hear them or not. however, if demanded to return the favor of listening to one own's problems, they will not listen to you and instead start to ignore you.
synonyms: pussy, emo, faggot
by epicph41l March 8, 2008
That one girl who is so beautiful, amazing and pretty that every guy in a 3 mile radius sees her radiance and looks at her in complete awe. She's extremely kind and always tries to help others. She's the type of person to have her favourite colour as Blue and try help everyone she can. She's also really shy and introverted but everyone loves her. She's truely the most amazing girl you could ever meet. Although she comes across as really nice she also tends to go for the stupid boys because she knows that they're better than everyone else. She's also that type of girl to be super smart at literally everything and everyone wishes they could be as smart as her but they all know they could never be as smart as her. She has a really good sense of humor and she laughs a lot, her laugh sounds like a kettle but everyone loves it.
by NotAmyForster February 13, 2022
Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.
The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.
Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.
Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.
by Lancaster's Second Finest June 5, 2015
A boy that can be incredibly smart, yet one of the most stupid people ever! Gets the best luck sometimes. They are also very funny, and have lots of friends.
by Connor Phlanges. October 16, 2010
Floch Forster is a character in the japanese series Attack on Titan and the Leader of the unfathomably based Yeagerist faction. His most defining traits are his patriotism, insane determination and absolute basedness in general.
Despite popular opinion he is also one of the bravest and selfless characters in the series.
Despite popular opinion he is also one of the bravest and selfless characters in the series.
"His determination rivals that of Floch Forster's"
by Xrista December 15, 2020