Definitions by DirectionAndMagnitude69

ling maos

Ling maos is an ancient phrase that has been in lots of ancient scripture. Its meaning is a historical mystery.

Me:

Jérémy: ling maos

ling maos by DirectionAndMagnitude69 June 15, 2021

Ollie 

Ollie is an ancient name deriving from Yeast language that means 'sexy beast'. He is often very strongly opinionated and political but also very funny and attractive. An Ollie always has beautiful hair. They are Gods on Earth. If you ever meet an Ollie, you are blessed, and should ask them out immediately.

Person 1: Yo man did you see that sexy guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's an Ollie.
Person 1: Oh, yeet.

Ollie by DirectionAndMagnitude69 January 2, 2019

Amber 

An Amber is usually a great wife (but may cheat with other guys a little bit). They have good eyebrows, but only after getting advice from a guy. They're not brilliant with children, because they yeet them into a bin, but that's fine because they get the best husbands. They want only the best for themselves so have high standards. Once you've got an Amber, you will never want to let her go.

Person 1: Woah, who's that girl over there?
Person 2: Oh that's Amber. She's taken though.

Amber by DirectionAndMagnitude69 January 2, 2019

Freyster 

A really cool nickname for someone called Freya. Freysters are normally really cool and short but that doesn't matter because they get the gamer guys wanting to be with them.

Woah that girl gets all the gamers, she must be a Freyster.

Freyster by DirectionAndMagnitude69 January 1, 2019

bang wang 

The sexiest guy in the world, far sexier than you or me. Talented, striking and wanted by all the ladies.

Sam: Bang Wang is so dreamy!
Oliver: I know, he’s the best.

bang wang by DirectionAndMagnitude69 April 22, 2018